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I LOVE pyjamas. I totally want these pyjamas. Except without the sash around the waist. A pyjama sash is a pain in the ass. Because eventually through the night it unravels to expose your breasts. That presents a temperature problem and also a propriety one. I always have topless dreams when I sleep topless. Naked dreams are the worst. And for all the naked dreams I’ve ever had, I still can’t understand why I actually believe all that is happening. As IF I’d go to the hockey game not wearing any clothes. Where’s the logic?

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