Robert Pattinson for Haiti
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This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered.
In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to the time difference. Pattinson looks MUCH older than 17. They better get their sh-t together on Breaking Dawn soon. Never mind, adherence to logic never mattered to Twi-Hards.
This is the most hirsute I’ve ever seen him. Covering up the pretty. But the pretty is what makes the girls and the moms go squee. I would have told him to shave. There’s a subtle effect on the pocketbook. They say that we respond to beauty. It’s an unconscious reaction. Try to put away your bias for a minute and admit – it’s not his best face.
Also representing London – Beyonce, Coldplay, Bono, The Edge, Rihanna...
Tonight, Hope For Haiti Now, but donations are already being accepted at Hopeforhaitinow.org.
Photos from Pacific Coast News
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