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So say the hit and miss folks at Star Magazine. Something about her shopping at a baby store and talking to Meg Ryan about adopting. Makes sense I suppose, especially considering the almost proof positive baby rumours last May and Demi"s very quick weight loss immediately afterwards - see photos attached. At the time, Demi kept covering her midsection with a bag and my spies were adamant about a November arrival which obviously never happened. And of course, she"s made no secret of her desire to add to the family since the husband, 15 years her junior, probably wants one of his own. So if adoption is indeed the route they"re going - I say more power to them. Probably a good idea from a beauty standpoint as well. You know about my Celebrity Baby Theory, don"t you? Just to refresh: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace The fact that both Demi and Ashton rank very high on the gorgessity scale doesn"t bode well for any potential genetic amalgamation. Which is why I worry so much for Brad and Angelina. After all, there is a limit to the Goddess"s generosity.

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