Celebrities in Milan

Everyone not in LA for the Oscars this weekend is apparently in Milan for fashion week. The Fendi show was yesterday, along with a 100th anniversary party for the brand, bringing out the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Elizabeth Olsen, Hailee Steinfeld, Naomi Ackie, and Matt Bomer, who was later seen taking a pizza into his hotel. 

Matt Bomer must be on that Paul Rudd unicorn blood regimen, he seems to be aging backwards. Also, that suit is the perfect shade of blue for his eyes, except the tie/scarf thing on his shirt reminds me of Drew Starkey at the SAG Awards. Is this a trend? Are we doing tie-scarves now? I don’t think this trend is for me. It looks like something that would get caught in machinery in a Victorian factory and result in your death.

Meanwhile, the Antonio Marras show brought out that hot bitch, Sharon Stone, looking like a hot bitch. She always looks like she’s having the most fun out of anyone. By the way, did you hear that Sharon is joining Euphoria season three? The third season of Euphoria is taking on mythic proportions, as we are now three full years from season two, but it is finally happening, they have started production on Sam Levinson’s enfant terrible of a show. The third season will have a time jump, aging the main characters out of high school. No word on who Sharon Stone is playing, but I hope Rue really IS a detective now and I hope Sharon Stone is playing the glamorous femme fatale who almost certainly did it, and actually, I think I just hope that Zendaya and Sharon Stone end up in future Benoit Blanc mysteries. That’s definitely it.