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SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable?

Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof?

Don’t understand.

Then again, I said the same thing about skinny jeans and now I can’t live without.

Hoof boots = Skinny jeans?

Please no...

Anyway, as you may have heard, all four girls last week officially signed their Sex & the City movie sequel contracts. Great! Because He’s Just Not That Into You and the Mute Asian Baby must not talk – again! – for another 2 hours! The first one was painful and sucky enough. And now the second is simply pissing on the memory of an amazing TELEVISION show.

To further drive home this point, click here to read the Village Voice suggestions on what exactly the sequel should be about.

If they could actually make this movie, totally, I’m right there ripping my bra off.

But the MiniVan Majority would never let its favourite franchise mutate in this fashion. Hella no.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Sarah Jessica Parker wears camel toe boots

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