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Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson.

“Tay-bow faw toooo?”

Hate eating at places like that.

And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You.

Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. But does it clash with her hair? Like is everything bleeding and blending eggplant. Weird.

Also, she’s overdressed. Aniston showed up in a pantsuit. Connelly and Barrymore kept it cocktail length. Evidently Scarjo thought the affair was much more formal. Which is why she looks like she’s 12 years old playing with mommy’s clothes.

On the bright side: she has beautiful skin, just like her husband. Do they share foundation?

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Aniston attended the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You.

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