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Almost exactly two years ago, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their separation. They’d been married two years.

Ryan, as you know, is now married to Blake Lively. They were in Paris this week, photographed kissing along the Seine. Click here to see.

And Scarlett has moved on too. She’s moved on several times. Right now she’s moving on from Nate Naylor with French journalist Romain Dauriac and they too were photographed kissing this week, only in New York. Great. But I’m more interested in her sweatpants. LOOK AT THEM. I need to find a pair of ankle cuffed sweatpants immediately, f-ck. I just yelled at Sasha over my shoulder to make this happen.

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