Sienna Miller went to Wimbledon the other day. She was there with her boyfriend Oli Green. She was also there with her co-parent Tom Sturridge. And Tom was there with his girlfriend Alexa Chung. New couple alert! This is how most people found out that Tom and Alexa are dating:
This is the photo that went viral, LOL. Oli, as you can see, has been conveniently not included in the shot, even though he was sitting beside Sienna and the two of them had their own PDA moment at one point:
To go back to the image of Sienna in front of Tom and Alexa kissing though…and the expression on her face… I mean, here’s a case of Photo Assumption NOT telling us the truth of a situation. Which is that we have yet another example of celebrity conscious uncoupling. Nobody is bitter, everyone has moved on, everyone is leading with love, as gracious and embracing as they tell you to be in textbooks. I’m just saying sometimes it’s hard to follow what’s in the textbook, and you don’t just have to be really over the person to get there, you have to be over the person YOU were when you were with that person?
Like I have boyfriends that I am so over, but I couldn’t do this because I hate that I was ever with them in the first place. Also…? And we’re getting really honest now – if the new girlfriend was cuter than me? No f-cking way. I’m not saying Alexa is cuter than Sienna or even vice versa. They’re both equally cute. But if my ex was dating either Alexa or Sienna, I would not be sitting in front of them at Wimbledon if I was still single. That applies to both Sienna and Tom. Through my lens, this only happened because of Oli and because of Alexa.