Smutty Social Media, Monday June 22, 2015

There were of course tons of Father’s Day posts. I’m giving “best dad ‘stache” to Zac Efron’s pops.

 

Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world. My hero. My inspiration. The man who taught me that anything and everything is possible. Love you, dad. And I'm jealous of your mustache.

A photo posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) onJun 21, 2015 at 8:04pm PDT

“Best caption” goes to Oliver Hudson.

 

Happy abandonment day... @katehudson

A photo posted by Oliver Hudson (@theoliverhudson) onJun 21, 2015 at 6:18pm PDT

Best self-congratulating photo goes to Justin Timberlake. Obviously.

 

FLEXIN' on Fathers Day... #HappyFathersDay to ALL of the Dads out there from the newest member of the Daddy Fraternity!! --JT

A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) onJun 21, 2015 at 9:11am PDT

Best use of a baby carrier goes to Ryan Reynolds.

 

Happy Fathers Day!!! ... @vancityreynolds Since the day our baby was born, I've felt so strongly in my heart that you were most likely the father. 😳😁😋😊😉😉😍😎😍#ILoveYouSoMuchItsSilly

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJun 21, 2015 at 7:29am PDT

Calvin Harris knows who runs the world – his “girl.” (And her cat, who he babysits. I think that’s Meredith.)

I just played a gig inside a giant owl and my girl just changed the entire music industry what a day— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) June 22, 2015

 

A video posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) onJun 19, 2015 at 11:27pm PDT

Wait, Walter White went to EDC in Vegas? (That’s Electric Daisy Carnival, for us old people.)

Leaving EDC - Vegas right now. Pulled an all nighter. Old, my ass... Old, my head. Old, my feet... Happy Fathers Day! pic.twitter.com/uZ4k61rsBE— Bryan Cranston (@BryanCranston) June 21, 2015

Jen Meyer and Tobey Maguire held a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. This was sadly the only photo I could find on social media. (I was hoping for one of Leo. Maybe he finally shaved his beard!)

 

What an incredible night introducing Hillary Clinton! Absolutely no words how amazing this woman is. Such an honor. 💞 #jennifermeyer #hillary2016

A photo posted by Jennifer Meyer Maguire (@jenmeyerjewelry) onJun 20, 2015 at 8:14am PDT