Smutty Social Media, Monday May 11, 2015

Jeremy Renner wished Scarlett Johansson a Happy Mother’s Day – is this throwing domestic shade at his baby mama?

 

Happy FIRST Mother's Day to you! What a beautiful blessing for you and your girl💞 #sweetscarlet #mothersday

A photo posted by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) onMay 9, 2015 at 6:57pm PDT

Like Gwyneth, Beyonce also shared her Mother’s Day card.

 

💕💕💕💕💕

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onMay 11, 2015 at 8:56am PDT

Deadpool is a motherf-cker.

#Deadpool: A motherfucker since 1991. #happymamasday pic.twitter.com/0ihBq71PHW— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 10, 2015

Thank you for giving us Kelly Clarkson, American Idol.

 

yes next year will be our final season of @americanidol :( this show's been a big part of my life for so long, it's hard to imagine it without it. I was 27 when we started idol...just a kid

A photo posted by Ryan Seacrest (@ryanseacrest) onMay 11, 2015 at 10:40am PDT

When I was a kid, my immigrant parents didn’t understand the concept of Halloween – they thought kids wore the same costume every year, because why would you spend money on costumes when you already have a perfectly good one that still fits? I was Mighty Mouse for several years and now I want this bathing suit.

 

Up and away Mighty Mouse !

A photo posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekrugerperso) onMay 11, 2015 at 10:28am PDT

Are producer Dana Brunetti and E.L. James having a smiley-faced pissing match over 50 Shades Darker already?

 

Darker.

A photo posted by Dana Brunetti ✅ (@dana_brunetti) onMay 11, 2015 at 10:19am PDT

 

This is FSD @dana_brunetti ;)

A photo posted by E L James (@erikaljames) onMay 11, 2015 at 10:48am PDT

Maude Apatow’s prom dress is so cool. Are teens wearing cocktail length now? I think that’s so much fresher and more flattering than ballgowns.

 

Prom!!

A photo posted by Maude Apatow (@maude_apatow) onMay 10, 2015 at 3:33pm PDT