Smutty Social Media, Monday May 25, 2015

Jason Street, I mean Scott Porter, is a dad.

Game Changer. #BabyBoyMcCoy pic.twitter.com/cLCvHnbJhV— Scott Porter (@ScottPorter) May 25, 2015

Get over it, Uncle Jesse. Seriously, did anyone involved in this project think for even a second the Olsen twins would be involved? Of course not. They don’t speak in public, rarely do interviews and quit acting years ago (not to mention the fashion line and billion-dollar empire) – a Netflix reboot probably isn’t enough to get them to take a call. Duana explained it all weeks ago.

I understand they're in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be dissapointed with our reunion and spin off!!— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) May 23, 2015

#heartbroken— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) May 23, 2015

I’m not exactly sure what pussy wedges are, but Chrissy Teigen is really good at this game. (NSFW)

#pussywedges pic.twitter.com/7vfQtkQaCf— John Legend (@johnlegend) May 25, 2015

Justin Bieber impromptu jam session. This one goes out to Selena Gomez…

 

A little jazz night

A video posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onMay 25, 2015 at 9:39am PDT

If you can’t eat sugar on your birthday, having Gwyneth Paltrow as a friend would really come in handy. Imagine her smugness over being able to whip up a birthday berry bowl.

 

#Repost @victoriamahoney When your friends know that you can't eat sugar and make you a berry birthday bowl instead 🍓🍓🍓#truefriendsReverything

A photo posted by Amanda de cadenet (@amandadecadenet) onMay 24, 2015 at 9:07pm PDT

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have become one of those couples that likes to communicate over social media. I call them schmoopy couples, because they probably enjoy baby talk as well.

 

Don't try this at home. Particularly, in the living room.

A photo posted by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) onMay 23, 2015 at 12:20pm PDT

 

...Because he already tried!! @vancityreynolds just posted some great advice, but he forgot to mention one small detail. #Hypocrite #I'dGive$70dollarsColdHardCashToWhoeverCouldResistHim #TooInLike❤️👦❤️

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onMay 23, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT