Smutty Social Media, Thursday July 16, 2015

Diplo always seems to blame it on “context.” Maybe he’s just a d-ck?

 

just want to take a second to say @justinbieber is a homie and i respect him immensely. its a shame that publications twist our words to turn it into click bait… if you want to read the full article head over to rollingstone.com. its all about the context...

A photo posted by diplo (@diplo) onJul 15, 2015 at 8:37pm PDT

No one noticed the rice in your hair, Blake.

 

The PERKS of breastfeeding. 😳😊🍼👙🍼 #YesThatsRiceInMyHair #BlondevsBronde #BrondeJamesBronde

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJul 16, 2015 at 1:22am PDT

Cara and Margot on a motorcycle – now someone’s going to get the idea to remake Thelma and Louise.

 

2 girls, 1 hog 🐷 #hellsangels #rideordie #borntobewild wanna rev up your Harley???

A photo posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) onJul 15, 2015 at 1:17pm PDT

Jaime King has been pregnant so long that she’s managed to turn it into a job.

 

Excited to share the first photo from my shoot with @apeainthepodmaternity I am the face of their new Luxe Essentials Denim! Check out the collection on apeainthepod.com #jaimekingXAPIP Shot by @abbeydrucker| Styled by @houseoferlanger | Hair by @sascha_breuer | Makeup by @adambreuchaud xx

A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) onJul 16, 2015 at 9:00am PDT

Apparently these two haven’t had sex …yet.

 

Sweetest Thing I've Eva Known. #Espys

A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) onJul 15, 2015 at 11:52pm PDT

Love Dwyane Wade’s houndstooth shorts. He’s been all over New York men’s fashion week.

 

@dwyanewade knows a thing or two about basketball—and fashion, for that matter. Click the link in our bio for all the tips he shared backstage at @publicschoolnyc. #NYFWM Video by @barbaranastacio.

A video posted by Vogue (@voguemagazine) onJul 16, 2015 at 7:28am PDT