Smutty Social Media, Tuesday August 4, 2015

So your best friend is a supermodel and you are both social media stars. You want to wish her a Happy Birthday and from the (literally) thousands of shots you can choose, you pull one out of your phone that has your boyfriend front and centre and your friend stirring something on the stove in the background. And this is #girlsquad? What in the actual f-ck.

 

Some of my best memories have been with this girl, laughing in the kitchen. Happy Birthday to the ray of light that is @karliekloss.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onAug 3, 2015 at 2:32pm PDT

Rihanna at the Barbados Crop Over festival.

 

I 💚 @zuluinternational

A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) onAug 3, 2015 at 7:49pm PDT

The Brady/Bundchen family still looks perfect.

 

Happy birthday my love! We're so blessed to have you in our lives. Thank you for always giving us so much love. We love you! #love #family ❤️❤️❤️ Feliz aniversário meu amor! Nós somos muito abençoados por tê-lo em nossas vidas. Obrigada por sempre nos dar tanto amor. Nós te amamos! #Amor #família

A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) onAug 3, 2015 at 6:46am PDT

I’ve complained about this before, we have too many “days”. How did watermelon get a day?

 

Hey!!! SMILE! It's your day! #NationalWatermelonDay 🍉

A photo posted by Vanessa Lachey (@vanessalachey) onAug 3, 2015 at 6:56pm PDT

JLo’s sister wants her to loosen up and have some fun. May I suggest she start by dumping Casper Smart for good.

 

Love my baby sis...lol #shemakesmesmile #sisterlove #familia

A video posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onAug 3, 2015 at 5:57pm PDT

Scarlett Johansson for Planned Parenthood.

 

💜 Show your support at istandwithpp.org #StandWithPP #ScarlettJohansson #ScarJo #plannedparenthood

A video posted by Planned Parenthood (@plannedparenthood) onJul 30, 2015 at 9:58am PDT

This is the hard part of the sell: there have been complaints about The Honest Co.’s sunscreen. The story is making headlines on E!, Forbes, Cosmo, US Weekly and more, because of the connection to Jessica Alba — this is probably the one time her fame isn’t working in the company’s favour. You have to give her credit for facing the criticism head-on, with a photo of her kids for good measure.

 

"Protecting our loved ones and yours is the reason we founded @honest. As parents, it pains us to hear that anyone has had a negative experience with our Sunscreen. We develop and use Honest Sunscreen to protect our own children – Honor, Haven, Luke, Evie, and Poppy – at the park, in the pool, outside, every day. As with everything we do, we take sun protection seriously here at Honest." I invite you to read the full message from @christopher_gav and I on our Honest Sunscreen Lotion here: https://honst.co/founders

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onAug 3, 2015 at 8:11pm PDT