Smutty Social Media, Tuesday July 7, 2015

Blake Lively discovers a heart-shaped mountain. But is it artisanal?

 

Holy cow! A heart shaped mountain. Nothing more perfect than nature. Time to protect it!!! @livelokai and @world_widlife are helping to save our animals #LetsDoOurPart #livelokai #IStillCantBelieveTheresAHeartShapedMountain--WaitTilNirvanaHearsAboutThis

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJul 7, 2015 at 7:19am PDT

Noah Buble has an announcement to make while wearing some damn cute Minion pyjamas.

 

Noah has some news for to tell you ...

A video posted by Michael Bublé (@michaelbuble) onJul 6, 2015 at 1:01pm PDT

Rita Ora is the female Scott Eastwood. The "lol" at the end is supposed to signify (false) modesty.

 

Oh. Thanks. Lol

A photo posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onJul 7, 2015 at 5:51am PDT

Diane Kruger and January Jones are friends? Apparently so.

 

My bae. @dianekrugerperso #totesimpressivecookandlistener

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) onJul 6, 2015 at 6:29pm PDT

Gisele and Benjamin go zip lining. You can imagine the furious mom comments.

 

Flying with my little Benny. 🐒☀️🐒 Voando com meu pequeno Benny.

A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) onJul 6, 2015 at 1:35pm PDT

Drew Barrymore goes fly fishing and plugs her new-ish eyewear line. This is the thing with lifestyle, it is a constant sell. Every vacation photo is an opportunity to plug a product. And they know it.

 

Fly fishing In Idaho. Such a good place for @flowereyewear sold @walmart #ifeelsolucky #bestmondayever

A photo posted by Drew Barrymore (@drewbarrymore) onJul 6, 2015 at 12:29pm PDT

Katherine Heigl always looks like she's posing for a Land's End catalogue.

 

Sun shining through the trees and glistening off the creek. Pure bliss. My little corner of heaven! #Badlands #ranchlife. My bestie the very talented @cheyenneellis capturing the moment.

A photo posted by Katherine Heigl (@katherineheigl) onJul 6, 2015 at 11:11am PDT