Amazingness JLO & Leo It was Jennifer Lopez’s turn for Carpool Karaoke last night. She was cute and god her bone structure is amazing. The singing, however, wasn’t the best part. The best part, obviously, was the conversation. And this is why Carpool Karaoke isn’t really about karaoke but about the By Lainey • Mar 30, 2016 10:06 am
Music A Boy Named Kiefer What do Johnny Depp, Rita Wilson, Russell Crowe, Kevin Bacon, Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton, Kevin Costner, Scarlett Johansson and Kiefer Sutherland have in common? The music, man. Kiefer is the latest to join the “Um, Why?” club with his new country music single and video, Not Enough Whiskey. Now, By Maria • Mar 29, 2016 11:47 am
Amazingness Mimi’s 46th Anniversary Anniversary of what? Please. If you’re a member of the Lambily, you know The Anniversary is March 27th and that this is the how (not really that) Elusive Glitter Butterfly refers to what we losers call our “birthday”. By the way, another well-known accepted Lambily truth: Mimi was By Lainey • Mar 28, 2016 11:01 am
Amazingness Mimi in red, feeling herself What a perfect way to break for the long weekend… Mimi performed in London last night. I’ve heard from several of you who were at the show. The general consensus – she was basically on time (half an hour late is practically early by Mimi standards, come on), talked about By Lainey • Mar 24, 2016 05:25 pm
Amazingness Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt A reader named Catherine sent us a link to Chris Pratt’s Facebook with the subject line “Pratt being Pratt”. He’s auctioning off a chance to win a trip to the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 set through Omaze—you can find out more here if you’re By Sarah • Mar 24, 2016 11:40 am
TV Updates The Tatums’ Step Up Nostalgia As Maria mentioned yesterday in Smutty Social Media, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum are teaming up for something that unfortunately does not involve Channing dancing with Beyoncé dressed as Beyoncé but I’m still really excited about it. The married couple will produce and star in a new six- By Kathleen • Mar 24, 2016 10:29 am
Amazingness This is why. THIS IS WHY. Mimi is touring Europe. Ahead of her tour, she gave an interview to The Sunday Times Style Magazine. When you read it, and I’ll embed the link, you’ll understand why (if for some f-cking reason you don’t actually know already) her upcoming “docu-series” is a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2016 11:35 am
TV Updates The Mimi reality show I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – when you email or tweet at me because Mimi’s in the news and I come to mind, thank you so much. It might be my greatest career achievement. To somehow, in some small way, be associated with our By Lainey • Mar 11, 2016 10:24 am
Media Manipulation Jennifer Garner’s video is a Huge Move When we watched the Oscars the other night there were a few times—maybe more than a few—where Lainey and I and our friends rolled our eyes at a moment or mocked a technical bobble, and then immediately said “oh, but we’re cynical TV assholes”. There is a By Duana • Mar 02, 2016 02:48 pm
Bad Style JLO hates the phoenix too Jennifer Lopez was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday and during Plead The Fifth he asked her about Ben Affleck’s back tat. You know, the phoenix. But just in case you don’t have it burned into your brain, here, enjoy: The phoenix isn’t having By Lainey • Mar 01, 2016 11:18 am
Cheating Loins Jennifer Garner is not the ashes! OH MY SWEET GOSSIP. Have you read the new Vanity Fair? Jennifer Garner on the cover? It’s Vanity Fair. It is DISH. It is so good, it is SO delicious. And it’s perfect, just f-cking perfect, for this weekend. Oscar weekend. She’s presenting. After almost 9 By Lainey • Feb 26, 2016 03:09 pm
Amazingness The only honest Oscar ballot you need to care about Today is a gift that keeps on giving. First it was Mariah Carey’s DIY wheelchair situation, and now it’s one of those “honest Oscar voter” ballots that have become a cottage industry over the last few years in the industry trades. This one comes courtesy The Hollywood Reporter, By Sarah • Feb 24, 2016 03:35 pm
Amazingness Play this forever One of the main features of this blog, and maybe the reason it exists, is to celebrate Mariah Carey and, in particular, the fact that she doesn't walk. I have dedicated probably hundreds of posts to this beautiful truth. All of those articles were uploaded with joy and By Lainey • Feb 24, 2016 09:54 am
Music Kendrick Lamar: Grammys best performance As Duana just mentioned in the previous post about Hamilton – and yes, Duana, you are right about Hamilton, but does that mean she has to text me, literally, EVERY SINGLE DAY, like, 8 times about it? – the back-to-back Hamilton-Kendrick Lamar pieces last night during the Grammys was By Lainey • Feb 16, 2016 11:26 am
TV Updates Maya and Marty Live! Over the weekend I emailed Lainey all excited about Maya Rudolph and Martin Short’s new variety show. Does this make me deeply uncool? Yes, but in a week being dominated by Taylor and Kanye’s mutual f-ckery, I’d like to take a break from all-cap tweets By Maria • Feb 15, 2016 03:42 pm
Music A thank you note from Beyoncé What would you do if you received a thank you note from Beyoncé? This is what happened to Jenna Wortham who writes for the New York Times. I linked to the piece the other day. It was an academic analysis of Beyoncé’s Formation, the day she released the song By Lainey • Feb 11, 2016 09:56 am
