Quiveration Thumbs up RDJ Nice way to start the weekend, non? RDJ being a ham, and consistently awesome, entertaining fans who’d been waiting to see him in Dedham, MA today. What else can I say? Enjoy him. Enjoy your bbq. Enjoy the beach. Enjoy the winter, if that’s where you are. Enjoy By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 04:09 pm
Amazingness The Show Must Go On I was despondent over the news the other day that our Butterfly Mimi had been injured because some motherf-cker let her walk around by herself in heels without holding her. Mimi dislocated her shoulder and cracked her rib. It was bleak, as she would say. BLEAK. But she managed to By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 03:50 pm
Amazingness Dustin Hoffman doesn’t need a reason But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany By Lainey • Jul 11, 2013 05:31 pm
Amazingness The Sparkle Butterfly clipped her wing How many people were fired because of this? And they should be! Our Mimi, God help us, she is INJURED!!!!!!!!!! Page Six reported yesterday that while shooting a video for the #Beautiful remix on Sunday night, Mimi “tripped and fell while dancing and singing in her trademark high heels”. Well By Lainey • Jul 09, 2013 09:37 am
Amazingness The (one true) Italian Queen That was the nickname I gave Elisabetta Canalis. Who? She was the one before Stacy Keibler, you remember? What would Canalis say today now that she and Keibler are in the same category? Keibler came out with more though, non? Anyway, Italian Queen-ing Canalis was meant for jokes. Where Sophia By Lainey • Jul 08, 2013 04:37 pm
Amazingness How Mimi spent the Fourth of July How? Going by her Twitter and Instagram feeds, she celebrated by watching herself, obviously. And stepping all over her 18 bikinis. And prancing around her apartment in tight clothes with full hair and makeup. No, seriously, that’s what happened. She tweeted a photo of herself on television performing on By Lainey • Jul 05, 2013 01:52 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s Happy Canada Day Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but By Lainey • Jul 01, 2013 02:04 pm
Amazingness Holidays with Mimi Mimi recently announced that she’s pushing back her new record release. The reason she gave is creative – she needs more time to work her magic. The reason being speculated is that #Beautiful didn’t sell as well they’d hoped. If that’s the case, should she just stick By Lainey • Jun 28, 2013 02:07 pm
Girlcrushes In Which I Am Proven Right I believe I said on the Tony Awards live-blog that NPH was not truly going to be appreciated for being the renaissance man that he is until he turned 40, with peak appreciation for his awesome, awesome stardom coming when he’s 50. I should start making psychic predictions. NPH By Duana • Jun 28, 2013 12:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Frontal Mimi Before we break off for the weekend (Smutty Tingles is still coming), let’s get ourselves in the best mood possible. You know who’s good for that? Come on. You KNOW who’s always good for that. It’s our Mimi. Mimi appeared to be in Monaco this week. By Lainey • Jun 14, 2013 02:56 pm
Amazingness Yeezus is Amazing Sometimes things trend on Twitter and it’s nonsense. Sometimes what’s trending on Twitter deserves to be trending. Kanye West’s interview with the NYT is trending. And so it should. This is amazing. It is the most amazing interview you’ll read all month, maybe even all year. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2013 01:28 pm
Cheating Loins Naomi’s Protegee F*cks Her Man Today my mission is to get you guys to officially approve the creation of a subcategory of Girl Sh-t, called Naomi Sh-t. I’ll get down to the specifics of what Naomi Sh-t includes in a minute but first the story behind my inspiration, which is the news that one By Dean • Jun 05, 2013 01:10 pm
Amazingness Neville Longbottom & Sansa Stark Ummmm.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @angelacrbrown just tweeted this at me. Neville and Sansa are hanging out. Harry Potter + Game Of Thrones!?! It’s too much for this fangirl. It’s TOO.MUCH. Where is this fan fiction? When Neville met Sansa. And did Tyrion set them up? Did Neville pull out the Sword By Lainey • Jun 04, 2013 02:49 pm
Parent Pimps Courtney and Frances Forever The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. I’ve been obsessed with the By Maria • May 31, 2013 10:21 am
Girlcrushes A Love Letter To My Favourites* *Kerry Washington is my favourite of all the favourites It’s not a “gossip gift” per se, but this potential drama nominees roundtable is the best gift I could have gotten. It’s delicious. I know all these women, I watch all their shows – it feels strangely indulgent to have By Duana • May 30, 2013 10:58 am
Amazingness Mimi in the morning What a great start to Memorial Day Weekend for those of you in America: Mimi on GMA. It had all the elements of a classic Mimi appearance: -She needed help walking. Several times. She SUMMONED help walking. Several times. -Her dress almost fell off. Because she always wears clothes that By Lainey • May 24, 2013 02:22 pm
