Amazingness B’s tease HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully. Here is the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 11:11 am
Amazingness This Hot Bitch should be Mimi These photos made me smile. They’re ridiculous and amazing. Firemen should always be around when you’re not wearing pants. Please. And then I pictured recreating this with Mimi instead of This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone. I just want you to imagine Mimi, not wearing pants under a fur By Lainey • Nov 29, 2012 04:26 pm
Amazingness Mimi under the tree I just tried to imagine my Mimi tucked under a Christmas tree with her hair arranged around her the way they do wedding gowns, and her cleave propped up on a few presents, with her ass positioned towards the camera, and it filled me with such yearning -- why have By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 04:52 pm
Maple Leaf Thanksgiving French Cheese What a wonderful way to celebrate American Thanksgiving -- with the highest quality French Canadian cheese. Better this than the sad smut situation that Gabriel Aubry’s involved in. Celine Dion was in Germany yesterday to collect her Bambi Award. Look at her, holding it as though it were alive, By Lainey • Nov 23, 2012 12:10 pm
Amazingness Let that be me Or I might have to fight Sasha for the privilege. I’m at work in Toronto this week and it’s been a little old school. Duana, Sasha, Michelle, and I met at etalk several years ago. Back then it felt like camp. We don’t normally see each other By Lainey • Nov 20, 2012 11:17 am
Amazingness Justin Bieber wants to be Leo too? Remember when Zac Efron fangirled Leonardo DiCaprio on the sidelines of Lakers games, trying to be cool in his hero’s presence, dutifully absorbing what he could of the Leo aura? Back then Zac was LipGloss, flopping his hair around his forehead, before he graduated to a cleaner cut for By Lainey • Nov 09, 2012 11:22 am
Gorgessity The Dowager Countess from Croydon From Croydon??? I’m getting there... Kate Moss is promoting a book of her modelling photos. She agreed to only two interviews in support of the release: Vanity Fair (which I wrote about last week, click here for a refresher) and The New York Times. As you know, Kate isn’ By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 01:48 pm
Amazingness BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Or, By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 10:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Halloween Mimi Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 09:55 am
Amazingness Getting “Mossed” Kate Moss covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’ve been obsessed with Kate Moss for a long, long time. Some would say this is wrong. That’s she’s the wrong sort to be obsessed with. I get it. But the word “icon” is tossed around too often By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 01:35 pm
BFFs Anna Wintour’s Passport Photo How bad is your passport photo? I’m only asking because no matter how bad yours is, I can promise you, mine is worse. It is horrific. Like… a Faces of Meth shot. I took it when I was 7-months pregnant, my face is splotchy, my hair is all thick By Maria • Oct 30, 2012 02:38 pm
Amazingness Rubbing down Mimi How long do your massages last for? Or...how long can you afford for them to last? Typically, in my experience, I’ve found that massages at a proper rehabilitation clinic are a lot less expensive than the ones you get at the spa. But if the therapist is making By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 05:41 pm
Amazingness Britney & Justin forever I mean, I rarely enjoy PEOPLE Magazine. Like almost never. But today, today I LOVE PEOPLE Magazine. I love them for doing this. For giving Britney Spears some real estate on Justin Timberlake’s wedding cover. COME ON. It’s BRILLIANT. He has been trying to get away from her, By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 09:56 am
Amazingness Fassbender fangirls Last week, I wrote this article about Michael Fassbender. It was offensive to some: the Fassbender fangirls. And one of them, she let me know: Hi Lainey, Your reading comprehension skills are sub par at best if you really think Fassbender yelled at the waiter in that article. You' By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 04:29 pm
Amazingness The McAvoys running errands New photos of James McAvoy and -- bonus! -- Anne-Marie Duff is with him. Here they are running errands in London yesterday. I read an awesome story about James a couple of weeks ago that I’d not heard before. Last year James was watching his wife perform on stage By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 03:40 pm
BFFs Amy and Tina and the Golden Globes jokes How can you go wrong? I literally do not know anyone who was not delighted with the news that Poehler and Feyare going to host the often-completely-sleepy Golden Globe awards, although I’m sure you’re out there, whispering behind your hand and hoping you don’t get caught. Stay By Duana • Oct 16, 2012 12:18 pm
