Amazingness Closing Spice Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 11:30 am
Famewhores JCVD is grateful Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’ By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 04:00 pm
Sports Good Morning Ryan Lochte Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Famewhores Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:25 pm
Amazingness 80s manorexics I worked 3 junkets for etalk this weekend in LA - Paranorman, Sparkle, and The Odd Life Of Timothy Green. It was supposed to be 4 but I couldn’t get to LA in time for The Expendables 2 screening. To tell you the truth, I was a little disappointed about By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 12:15 pm
Amazingness Hint from Posh? Victoria Beckham just tweeted this photo of a tricked out microphone with the caption: Look what I found!! As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion at the Closing Ceremony - click here for a refresher. Posh was the cockblocker holding up the confirmation. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 01:07 pm
Girly Throw Downs Don’t say her name There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 10:15 am
Amazingness Twilight was not the biggest news today Um... Please. Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? If not, you should feel shame. Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. I mean... There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 04:41 pm
Amazingness Mimiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For Sasha and me, obviously today is the best day ever. And, really, it should be for you too. I actually screamed. Sasha chose to channel her excitement in a different way - by attaching this photo: Mariah Carey has been confirmed as a judge on American Idol. Which naturally means By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 04:09 pm
Maple Leaf Teen Choice Awards 2012: Improbably Adorable Oh, TCAs. I forgot you were on, you hilarious street party. There should maybe be more here to be critical of, but why, when it’s all so much fun? Because all the ambitions and strategies are so naked and forced and everyone has just been through a metamorphosis and By Duana • Jul 23, 2012 09:09 am
Sports Pose hard in a trench But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 12:14 pm
Amazingness Comic Con becomes the Stark Expo THIS. This is why Robert Downey Jr. is always and forever THE BEST. And this is why Comic Con is so fun. Where else can RDJ roll into a crowd of six thousand plus, in character as Tony Stark, and rock the room like it’s the Stark Expo? I By Sarah • Jul 16, 2012 11:30 am
Amazingness Let Mimi judge So JLo has left Idol. Who will replace her? They’ve been working on it for a while. PEOPLE reports one of the targets they’ve been working on is Mimi. Ummm...if money was an issue for JLo, how is it not an issue for Mariah Carey? Mimi won’ By Lainey • Jul 13, 2012 04:22 pm
Break Ups The Mythology of Katie Holmes Katie Holmes took Suri and a friend (?) to gymnastics class yesterday in New York. You know what I love about these shots? Look at the first photo in the series. Had she not filed for divorce, this would be next week’s cover of Star Magazine with the caption: Katie’ By Lainey • Jul 13, 2012 12:04 pm
Amazingness Roberto Cavalli carries his own bags? Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 04:19 pm
Girly Throw Downs Katie Holmes: Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter Here are some old shots from July 2008. Scientology head David Miscavige tagged along with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to watch a race. You know, because Tom and David are manly men on motorcycles and sh-t. Miscavige of course was also the best man at their wedding. Ex- By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 12:27 pm
