Maple Leaf The greatest gift of all time ever and ever How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:53 am
Cheese People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:42 am
Twilight Robert Ronnie Pattinson The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:44 am
Amazingness It was her Oscar If this is the way she gives acceptance speeches for acting, maybe she should win one. Diablo Cody tweeted from the Palm Springs Film Festival Awards last night that: Mariah Carey just gave the most awesome acceptance speech of all time. Unfortunately, at press time, there’s only this short By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 02:21 am
Maybe Gaybes 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
Style Best of 2009: It’s a famine of beauty! It’s a famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are stahving for beauty! This was my ringtone for a few months earlier in the year. Oh Andre Leon Talley. Oh Anna Wintour. Or Grace f-cking brilliant Coddington… It’s not just the quote, it’s every minute of The September By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 03:30 am
Quiveration Winter in Italy He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 04:07 am
Amazingness How Mimi travels in Capri How could we close out the year without some Mimi amazingness? So the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival has decided to honour Mariah Carey for her work in Precious. What? Of course Mimi turned up to collect. And with her personal walker, Nick Cannon, alongside to celebrate. As you can By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 03:08 am
Amazingness Best of 2009: Neil Patrick Harris He was everywhere, but not too much. He was nominated but didn’t win. He is nominated for a Golden Globe but will not host the show. He did however host the Tony Awards and the Emmy Awards and totally owned both nights and looked really, really handsome doing it. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 03:22 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 07:13 am
Cheese When Mimi goes to Aspen… The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:41 am
Hollywood Closet Tom Cruis: singing meals & jumpy claps I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 06:51 am
Amazingness Selling two soaps at once This is what he called it – RDJ on Letterman last night of the promotional process for a film: selling soap. He’s currently selling Sherlock soap. And so far Sherlock’s reviews have been pretty good – 75% so far on Rotten Tomatoes with most critics singling out RDJ’s chemistry By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 01:53 am
Amazingness Best & Worst of 2009: Joaquin on Letterman Remember? He was still rapping in the early part 2009, falling off stages, getting into scraps with hecklers, his embarrassing “Bye Good” from acting obliterated the good will he’d earned from Walk the Line and other films, a respectable artist now reduced to a punchline, so low he was By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 02:45 am
Amazingness Best of 2009: Hugh Jackman He hosted the Oscars, he promoted the sh-t out of Wolverine, and earned a box office win, then he went to Broadway and pleased them onstage too, and through it all, always a smile, always gracious, always patient, even when surrounded by paps and fans, even at the airport when By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 01:20 am
Girlcrushes Emma’s blowout It’s like she’s walking around with a wind machine today – this is Emma Thompson with fresh highlights and a great blowout in Spain presenting “Journey” an exhibition about sex trafficking. It’s our usual animated, amazing Emma. Love her so much. Emma can currently be seen in two By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 03:51 am
