Sports When the ex-husband is a centaur… Really, really love this story. Thanks to Stacy for sending along. Kate Hudson is dating ARod. ARod was married to Cynthia Rodriguez. Cynthia was photographed last week with a new man, some guy called Laszlo – click here to see the photo, it’s an important part of the story. So By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 04:44 am
Hollywood Closet Well that explains everything It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 05:03 am
Amazingness GMD: big gun, big heels? That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:14 am
Twilight Hate, silliness, and delight Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:16 am
Assy Style He still has his hair Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:05 am
Amazingness Mimi: cars and cats Mariah Carey is in London promoting herself and they asked to her to turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield Mall or something. Needless to say, having Mimi there didn’t come for free. Click here for a full list of her demands that included 20 fluffy cats and doves By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 09:48 am
Amazingness Nine girls They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:01 am
Gorgessity Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 08:47 am
Girlcrushes Hearing Meryl Streep After my post on An Evening With Meryl Streep at the ROM many of you asked if there was video. This was the interview with Johanna Schneller during which Streep offered many, many memorable insights including the one about being “capable”. Her mother told her she was CAPABLE. Not special, By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 08:46 am
Cheese Cheese Garters and the beach Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 04:43 am
Amazingness Interviews with meaning Sir Ian McKellan. They should all speak with as much sincerity and compassion and intelligence and substance as Ian McKellan. Interviews these days are so f-cking bullsh-t …is it a reflection on the vapidity of the subject or the subject’s refusal to engage in anything other than innocuous banter By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 05:14 am
Cheese The best anniversary present EVER Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 07:50 am
Quiveration Posh’s new hair won’t smile The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 07:00 am
Cheese Angel Cheese Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:46 am
Amazingness Nimble Queen Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 09:10 am
Exclusives Zac Efron is kind EXCLUSIVE. Me. I’m Zac Efron’s newest fan. We’re heading to Tofino tomorrow and I will force Jacek to sit through 17 Again. Maybe some High School Musical. Putting my name on the list for advance tickets to whatever he’s releasing next. Because Zac Efron has just By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 09:09 am
