Cheese Precious Cheese Tits Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 06:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cruise Encouragement Busy weekend for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 03:13 am
Hook Ups Russell & Katy It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting https://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I& By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 07:52 am
Cheese Carry the Cheese No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 04:15 am
Girlcrushes Cleanse with Emma Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 05:30 am
Girlcrushes Front Row Amazingness Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:19 am
Douchebags Emmy NPH Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 03:27 am
Quiveration Colin & Tom Please. These men. These suits. I love so much. Colin Firth was in the lobby the other day waiting to exit. I only saw him from behind at first. Noticed the suit. And the height. He is a tall, tall man. And he carries himself so beautifully it’s instantly By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 11:59 am
Amazingness The George Mob Everyone here in Toronto is on high Clooney alert. Even though he hasn’t travelled more than 3 blocks from his hotel since arriving, he cannot go anywhere on foot. Must be in a car from stop to stop, even if it’s only 100 yards, not because he’s By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 04:17 am
Douchebags She’s not high fiving his penis What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 04:02 am
Assy Style One Man The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 10:10 am
Twats Listening to Leo LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role. He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 10:53 am
Amazingness Hugh Stahhhhh! This is how my mother says “star”. All her friends too. Chinese people love putting an “ah” to every word. Example: What time is it? I dung lo ah. Translation: I don’t know ah. So about Hugh Jackman – he’s a stahhhhh. It’s Hugh in Tokyo promoting Wolverine By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 08:53 am
Music It’s time for Whitney I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 08:30 am
Quiveration Begging for Ewan Am currently kissing Laura’s ass. Every day. Laura is running our TIFF programme. Which means she makes the call on who gets assigned for which interviews/carpets/screenings. Normally I try to stay off the junket board until I’m told. It can get tedious going from room to By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 04:07 am
Amazingness Live like Tom Ford If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse inside By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 07:43 am
