Amazingness Bruno’s bull parts Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 10:37 am
Amazingness Sacha’s hardcore method Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 08:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Concrete downgrade requested by Anna Wintour? The Sun is reporting that Posh is currently convalescing in the South of France from a recent breast reduction. Becks and the boys are with her. Apparently she had the procedure in LA 3 weeks ago…which means that they would have already been taken down when we saw her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 02:41 am
Twilight Kristen keeps better company While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:23 am
Amazingness Do you love Johnny Depp? If you do, you will love him even MORE after this video. Thanks C! It’s from 2 nights ago in Puerto Rico, on his birthday. They surprised him with a cake. And sang for him. And he seems so humbled and touched. And sweet. And appreciative. He doesn’t By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 08:18 am
Amazingness Julia & Dave I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:49 am
Cheese Prince & Cheese Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:28 am
Aging Gorgessity Tony Queens Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:50 am
Quiveration Can I be your hag? NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayer If Liza was named mayor And Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:17 am
Cheese Meem Cheese Friday Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:53 am
Twilight Twi-Fight at Blockbuster You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way back during By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:21 am
Famewhores Country Stalker! This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 02:54 am
Amazingness Conflicted You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 11:31 am
Girly Throw Downs On Bruno & Eminem This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell check By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 01:55 am
Amazingness Shelfy got no Front Ass Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely curves. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 01:00 pm
Amazingness You want this bag It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have By Lainey • May 26, 2009 07:04 am
