Dumbass If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 04:22 pm
Break Ups Demi Moore can’t let go or shouldn’t let go? Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 12:52 pm
Ashton Kutcher Mila & Ashton do the Beckhams I call it the Beckham move. It’s always a hand on the thigh, possessively, when they’re seated. With those two, it always looks practised, almost calculated: You don’t even know how hot it is when you can’t see. Here are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 06:15 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Sundance 2013 Preview: 15 films to look out for Oh relax, I’ll keep it short(ish). Ain’t Them Bodies Saints Casey Affleck has appeared in only one movie since the Joaquin Phoenix/I’m Still Here debacle in 2010, and that was the loathsome Tower Heist in 2011. But he’s back now (…good?), starring alongside Rooney By Sarah • Jan 16, 2013 02:53 pm
Break Ups A very nice Christmas card From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 11:20 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Holiday Choices It is mid Christmas season and like me, I am sure you are a few Christmas parties into the season with many more to go before it is all said and done. Are you starting to feel the Christmas cheer fill up the waistband of your skinny jeans? Don’t By Hayley • Dec 14, 2012 09:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Demi goes out on cover night PEOPLE Magazine’s new issue features a sad Demi Moore on the cover. Click here if you missed yesterday’s coverage. The same night she stepped out in New York to host the Girls Like Us benefit gala. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s not like the event wouldn’t have By Lainey • Oct 18, 2012 02:14 pm
Ashton Kutcher Esquire gives Ashton Kutcher a cock-boost It’s not that I don’t agree: Mila Kunis is indeed sexy. SUPER sexy. Totally understandable that she’s been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. And in doing so, they just gave Ashton Kutcher several more inches to drag along with a limp. Our thoughts are with Demi By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 12:47 pm
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher’s Bears girls He’s a Chicago Bears fan. So his girls have to be Chicago Bears fans too, I guess? Five years ago, he actually recruited an entire family. See attached photos. Seven years ago, today, he married Demi Moore. This weekend it’s Mila Kunis in Bears gear, Mila whose hand By Lainey • Sep 24, 2012 05:11 pm
Break Ups Demi Moore: one year later It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it By Lainey • Sep 21, 2012 10:29 am
Douchebags Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!” But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 04:30 pm
Break Ups John Mayer sheds and accessorises Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 02:48 pm
Dumbass From Shame F-ck to the Parents Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 01:27 pm
Dumbass Mila gets dinner Oh look it’s Ashton Kutcher who cheated on his wife with hot tub girls and received job offer after job offer following the incident. Ashton took Mila Kunis out for dinner last night. Well, when it comes to Ashton Kutcher, if there’s dinner involved, you know it must By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 01:47 pm
Douchebags Mila stroking Ashton Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. As you By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 02:49 pm
Hook Ups Mila Kunis disappoints I LOVE Mila Kunis a lot. I will watch her in almost anything. Even Friends With Benefits. Which is why I’m so gutted that this is happening. That whatever it is with Ashton Kutcher is more than just shamef-cking. Unless shamef-cking now includes getting dressed up for a romantic By Lainey • Jun 25, 2012 10:36 am
