Break Ups Will Demi take back Ashton? The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what By Lainey • May 28, 2012 04:22 pm
Douchebags The General List of Celebrity Don’ts This list evolved years ago as a kind of joke for actor/comedian friends, but then some of them actually started using it and it took on a life of its own. Recently I was asked to update it for the post-Twitter celebrity world and Lainey’s thoughts on Jessica By Sarah • May 10, 2012 11:21 am
Dumbass Just...don’t paint your face! Ashton Kutcher’s ad for Popchips has been pulled. Kutcher plays several characters in the commercial, one of whom is a character called Raj - Ashton in “brown face” with a thick accent. I’m surprised they didn’t go balls out and put him in a turban. Obviously he’ By Lainey • May 03, 2012 02:57 pm
Hook Ups Mila doesn’t really answer Mila Kunis and her Shame F-ck Ashton Kutcher spent last weekend together in a small sleepy California town. She’d previously denied that there was anything going on between them so you can imagine the “Ohhhhh sh-t” in her head when the paps found them and started shooting. Mila was By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 12:41 pm
Douchebags Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher? Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 12:08 pm
Hook Ups Is Ashton your Shame F-ck? Last week Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were out for dinner together, supposedly with some other friends. X17 reported that they were hooking up. Click here for a refresher. Mila’s publicist then released a statement emphatically denying that they’re dating, strongly insisting that they simply happened to be By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 02:04 pm
Ashton Kutcher Ashton prompts Mila’s emphatic denial X17 reported yesterday that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were out on a date the other night. I wrote that I thought and hoped that she was smarter than that. And it looks like she is. Mila’s rep issued a swift and strong denial immediately after the X17 report By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 05:00 pm
Hook Ups Jackie & Kelso in real life? X17 shot Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher out together the other day and is now saying they’re together. I dunno... I mean, it’s Mila Kunis. I’ve no doubt Ashton Kutcher wants to get with Mila Kunis. But would Mila Kunis get with Ashton Kutcher? I want her By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 10:47 am
Douchebags Dick in pink Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve By Lainey • Apr 13, 2012 04:59 pm
Dumbass Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 09:33 am
Hook Ups Rihanna & Ashton Kutcher This is Rihanna on Wednesday night after dinner. On Tuesday night at midnight, according to TMZ, Rihanna pulled up at Ashton Kutcher’s house. They posted a blurry photo of her in her SUV (with her entourage). She stayed until 4am. So, naturally, everything thinks they were f-cking. Why not? By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 11:17 am
Sports The Cheater Fist Pump I had to post these shots of Ashton Kutcher and Kobe Bryant at the Laker game last night. Do you think in the Cheaters Club there is a hierarchy? Like...would they be fist-pumping Jesse James? Or is he a lower level cheater? Tiger Woods, obviously, has a lifetime membership By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 05:53 pm
Hook Ups GG Most Likely To F-ck: Elle Macpherson & Ashton Kutcher As I said, I would not be surprised if she was sitting on his face as soon as they got off stage. Oh I’m sorry, was that too crude for you? Who are we talking about here? Are we talking about Prince William? Or are we talking about Ashton By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 09:27 am
Media Manipulation Shaving to rehab The TCA winter press tour was held at the Langham Pasadena. This is where I was staying last week and part of this week. They have great hotel pens. I’m the low classy daughter of the Chinese Squawking Chicken who took two, one for me and one for my By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 01:50 pm
Ashton Kutcher First free holiday... In many years for Ashton Kutcher. He’s now officially single, having publicly humiliated and driven away Demi Moore with infidelity, Ashton was spotted in Berlin enjoying his freedom while in town for “business meetings”. That this f-cking loser is considered an entrepreneur... It’s a joke is what it By Lainey • Dec 22, 2011 10:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Heigl-Kutcher-Duhamel Katherine Heigl’s movies, you know, they’re not exactly rivalling Christopher Nolan’s. Same goes for Ashton Kutcher. And when those two collaborated, we ended up with Killers, maybe one of the worst pieces of sh-t movies of the last 20 years, slightly worse than another piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 12:27 pm
