Assy Style Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’ By Lainey • May 05, 2015 07:19 am
Assy Style Rachel Weisz: Worst MET Disappointment Was it a last minute decision? Like, she wasn’t intending to go but decided to go anyway and just yanked something serviceable out of the closet that didn’t need to be pressed? Then again, it’s Chanel. I’ve no doubt Rachel Weisz has some Chanel lying around By Lainey • May 05, 2015 02:50 am
Assy Style Kate Hudson: Worst Gold at the MET As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well… Kate Hudson in By Lainey • May 05, 2015 01:01 am
Assy Style Kristen Wiig: MET Yellow Please note that yellow is not gold. On this night, it doesn’t substitute for gold. Here’s what Duana texted me about Kristen Wiig’s dress: Also f-ck off, Kristen Wiig. Stop it now. And my response: That yellow made me ANGRY. Angry because … Prabal Gurung isn’t usually By Lainey • May 05, 2015 12:32 am
Assy Style Emma Roberts: the other MET Chopsticks Not gonna rage too hard on Emma Roberts for the dumbass chopsticks in her hair. You know why? Her dress is punishment enough. She’s like the Kate Upton of 2015. You remember Kate Upton’s appearances at the MET Gala, don’t you? They’re tragic. When Kate Upton By Lainey • May 04, 2015 11:58 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend jeans I love how she looks in these jeans. I hate that she felt like she needed to wear them with a wedge. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2015 04:54 pm
Assy Style It’s not even noon… What time is it in New York right now (as I’m writing this)? 11:54am Blake Lively is on the morning circuit to promote The Age Of Adaline. She’s changed… I don’t know…. I’ve lost count how many times. It’s a lot of times. My By Lainey • Apr 21, 2015 12:35 pm
Maple Leaf Blake’s premiere in leather, feather, and lace Blake Lively at The Age Of Adaline New York premiere last night. She posed on the carpet with the Khaleesi’s boyfriend, Michiel Huisman in a red Monique Lhuillier with a leather wraparound and a feathered skirt. ENOUGH WITH THE FEATHERED SKIRTS. Ryan Reynolds was back in Vancouver working on By Lainey • Apr 20, 2015 10:48 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Olivia’s feathered shoulders I hadn’t had a clean look at this dress and I knew already it was Marchesa. Which is why it’s so tacky. Pick one, you know? Either pick the looped fringe that makes up the body or pick the shoulders but all of it together is a raided By Lainey • Apr 16, 2015 01:46 pm
Assy Style Bradley Cooper covers TIME 100, is Single & Fabulous? “This…. is quite a headshot.” That’s the title of the email I sent to Lainey this morning, after seeing Bradley Cooper on the cover of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People list. Just take a look at the photo. Is he worthy? Sure. Coops has four Oscar nominations to By Joanna • Apr 16, 2015 12:57 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amber in amber I can call this colour amber, right? Whatever. That’s what my eyes are seeing – Amber Heard in an amber slinky negligee dress. You know what I recently figured out about this material? When the wind pushes up against it and you’re not wearing underwear, it gives you camel By Lainey • Apr 16, 2015 12:00 pm
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling goes dark Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a By Lainey • Apr 16, 2015 11:35 am
Assy Style Shoes for Beyonce Beyonce was in Beverly Hills last night for the opening of the Giuseppe Zanotti boutique and was personally toured through the space by Giuseppe himself. Which basically means she gets one of everything and the next 5 seasons too…? Is that enough though? It’s not like Beyonce can’t By Lainey • Apr 15, 2015 11:32 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cara’s first Movie Awards Not my favourite look on her. Especially not at the Movie Awards where you have licence to not be boring. Cara’s capable of bringing a lot more funk than this. It’s totally forgettable. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2015 11:34 am
Assy Style Brad Pitt’s officially your dad I posted shots of Brad Pitt’s grey beard in New Orleans the other day – click here for a refresher. But he was wearing his own clothes that day and hat. This time, he’s properly in costume on the set of The Big Short. And…well… the hair doesn’ By Lainey • Apr 10, 2015 01:25 pm
Assy Style Britney & Iggy: Pretty Girls I feel compelled to repeat this whenever I write about Iggy Azalea: I am not a believer. The music does nothing for me. And the personality, I mean, I just don't care. Do you care? If you care, convince me why I should. Anyway, Iggy and Britney are By Lainey • Apr 09, 2015 04:08 pm
