Assy Style My Obsession’s style London premiere of Fifty Shades Of Grey. You going tonight, or what? Don’t pretend you’re not. Last night the movie set an R-rated record with $8.6 million at the box office. Entertainment Weekly is projecting $93 million for the four day weekend. That includes many of you. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2015 12:11 pm
Assy Style Gwyneth & Chris at the Grammys It seems like these two are never not together. Gwyneth Paltrow presented. Chris Martin performed. And you can see him I think in the background of one of these shots of her. G, obviously, was there for her “beautiful friend” Beyonce. That’s no accident either. While there were complaints By Lainey • Feb 09, 2015 12:37 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Gwen Stefani: the almost best That black jumpsuit on the carpet? Nothing is touching that. Obsessed. The red dress for the performance? You know, where she and Adam Levine had no chemistry, like Fifty Shades Of Grey? With that stupid nasty sh-t at the hip? PISS. It was piss. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2015 12:12 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Reese is dressing like Sofia Hate the colour. Hate the cut. Hate the fact that she’s pretty much taking style inspiration from Sofia Vergara now. There is NOTHING interesting here. There’s no imagination, there’s no originality, there are only breasts. Purple breasts. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2015 10:03 am
BFFs Taylor Swift: the Julia Roberts of the Grammys Vulture asked a very important question on Twitter last night: Who has more friends, Taylor or Gwyneth? It’s been a year now, right? Since I first started calling Taylor Swift the “Friend Collector”? She’s also, like, the official mascot of music award shows now too. You can always By Lainey • Feb 09, 2015 07:57 am
Assy Style Saving Cate for the Oscars Cate Blanchett stepped out in pink silk last night with black sleeves and hem at the AACTA Awards in Sydney. On anyone else… this would be a mess. Easily. Like on someone with sh-tty posture? And a lot less poise? It’s not my favourite Cate fashion moment. But I By Lainey • Jan 29, 2015 02:29 pm
Assy Style Kate Hudson for Versace S/S 2015 Kate Hudson wore that obvious white Versace dress at the Golden Globes, you remember? Click here for my assessment. Basically… too easy. That’s all this is. You have a good body? Let’s pick a dress to show off how good your body is without any creative design elements. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 02:14 pm
Assy Style Sofia Vergara: SAGs Worst Dressed You’re here because you love the awards. And you remember. You might not remember what your boss told you five minutes ago, but you remember when Gwyneth wore white Tom Ford to the Oscars. You remember Cate Blanchett’s butterflies by Galliano. You can recall, instantly, everything that Lupita By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 01:37 pm
Assy Style Jennifer Aniston: Goodbye at the SAGs That’s it. Unless the Oscars invite her to present on February 22nd, which would kinda be a slap in the face, Jennifer Aniston’s award season is over; the SAGs marked the end of her run. As we all know, she had hoped there would be another month of By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 12:29 pm
Assy Style Claire Danes: Belted at the SAGs Something about this dress was bothering me. And it was more than just her pissy face expression every time the camera went to her when she wasn’t expecting it. That’s been an ongoing thing though. For some reason, Claire Danes just can’t summon the joy. Or maybe By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 09:18 am
Assy Style Reese Witherspoon: Hollywood wife at the SAGs There was a great article in the New York Times that came out just after the Golden Globes: What Happened to Risk on the Red Carpet? With few exceptions – thank you Emma Stone, again, and again, and again – everything, everyone is boring. They’re dressing for the MiniVan Majority. No By Lainey • Jan 26, 2015 08:25 am
Assy Style Gwyneth and Brad holding hands After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. But pictures don’t happen from By Lainey • Jan 22, 2015 09:48 am
Assy Style Diane Kruger is a fancy plate Diane Kruger attended the dumpster fire also known as the Critics’ Choice Awards and she wore this dress that looks like a fancy plate. It’s by Naeem Khan and while the styling is nothing special, I would really like to know what the name of this pattern is so By Sarah • Jan 16, 2015 11:27 am
Assy Style American Citizen at the CCAs Reese Witherspoon, American Citizen, attended the sh*tshow that is the Critics’ Choice Awards last night and she looked totally done with everything from the very beginning. Host Michael Strahan did a bit with her in the first ten minutes of the show and I thought she was going to By Sarah • Jan 16, 2015 10:50 am
BFFs Angelina gets friendly F-ck. Can we rage first about her bullsh-t taste in clothing? This dress is SO old. And SO ugly. And SO … It’s the WORST. Because it’s so obvious. So obvious that she’s all about invoking the Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe Old Hollywood vibe. You know why By Lainey • Jan 16, 2015 09:11 am
Assy Style Gwyneth sings in a fleshy jumpsuit If you hate her, oh and I know you do, these pictures will give you a lot of joy. Because… well… look at Gwyneth Paltrow in this fleshy pink jumpsuit continuing to promote Mortdecai on her own (thanks, Johnny Depp), on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It only works By Lainey • Jan 15, 2015 10:39 am
