Assy Style Victoria’s Secret’s Exes The Victoria’s Secret fashion show happened in New York last night. This, apparently, is a big deal. I only cared about it last year because, ahem, Miranda Kerr was rather busy. But Miranda wasn’t there this time. This time Taylor Swift performed, which is interesting because, well, look By Lainey • Nov 14, 2013 01:38 pm
Girly Throw Downs Jennifer Lawrence vs Joan Rivers Jennifer Lawrence gave an interview recently and sh-t on Joan Rivers’s show Fashion Police: "Shows like the Fashion Police and things like that are just showing these generations of young people to judge people based on things [that don't matter. They put values in all the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2013 11:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth Banks’s yellow dress I just…think she can do so much better than a People’s Choice Awards dress, you know? She can do SO.MUCH.BETTER. Than sateen. And ball gowns. And pageants and proms. She can wear the f-cking sh-t out of it if you give her something better. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 10:57 am
Assy Style Short hair and Smarties When I first posted about Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair last week (click here for a refresher) I called it news anchor hair, which means I wasn’t really feeling it. It’s not growing on me. In fact, I dislike it more every time I see her. And By Lainey • Nov 11, 2013 04:33 pm
Assy Style 0 for 10 Carrie Underwood wore 10 different outfits last night while hosting the Country Music Awards. It was not a record. Last year it was 12. If you had 10 chances to get it right, how many do you think you could hit? At least one, right? I almost love that she By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 10:24 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Alyssa overwhelming dress HORRIBLE. It’s overwhelming her, right? To me the dress would be a thousand times better if they ripped off the top of it, made it a strapless straight across instead of attaching the high collar with the warrior suit shoulders. And I almost always prefer high collar over strapless. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2013 12:46 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Marion’s billowy dress I’m all over a billowy dress with pockets. And look at it from the back. It’s adorable. Good choice on the simple hair too. But the shoes… I can’t get behind these shoes. Because they remind me of a kitten heel. F-cking kitten heels! By Lainey • Oct 22, 2013 10:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Christina’s manila envelope That’s the colour of this jacket. Her stylist put her in a Manila envelope. I’m just saying there had to be other colours. By Lainey • Oct 09, 2013 11:31 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Wiig’s champagne and suede Let me guess. Actually no. We don’t have to guess. There is no way this isn’t Marchesa. I haven’t checked, I swear, and I already know it has to be Marchesa. Why? Because it sucks. The shoes, however, are not Marchesa’s fault. The shoes are all By Lainey • Oct 07, 2013 09:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mothers on the school run On the first week of The Social, which was also back-to-school week for kids, we talked about how much money moms have been spending on themselves on the school run. It came out of this article in the Daily Mail that reported that many mothers were planning their outfits in By Lainey • Oct 03, 2013 11:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Swifty & the kitten heel Every time I bitch about kitten heels, many of you bitch at me for hating on them. So we’re about to fight again today. Taylor Swift showed up at the premiere of Romeo & Juliet last night in support of her friend Hailee Steinfeld. Look at her feet. How By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 12:06 pm
Thinnification Emmys Worst: Claire Danes It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But By Duana • Sep 23, 2013 01:38 pm
Assy Style Julie Bowen took all the ruffles It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 01:30 pm
Assy Style Kerry Washington’s Emmy wedding By Marchesa standards, it wasn’t horrific. You know what horrific Marchesa looks like, right? Here. That should refresh your memory. Or see Malin Akerman. So, again, by Marchesa standards, it could have been worse. But… I don’t want to talk about Kerry Washington, our beloved Kerry Washington, in By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 12:37 pm
Assy Style Worst Emmys Makeup & Hair: Anna Faris I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 12:04 pm
Assy Style Jessica Pare’s turquoise taffeta You combine turquoise with taffeta and there’s only one place you should be: The Enchantment Of The Sea, graduating class 1987. Have your best friend hold your hair back while you puke tequila in this dress. Lose your virginity in this dress. But do not, do not wear this By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 11:47 am
