Baby and Bump Obsession New Year, no tits, no baby girl Victoria Beckham covers the new issue of British Vogue. It’s a ridiculously Try expression on her face on the cover, sure, but this is about as “stripped down” as it gets for Posh in terms of a magazine spread. Like, she’s wearing a sweater. And our faces aren’ By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 08:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New Year LA baby? A lot of my friends are pregnant a lot. So I do know that you’re not supposed to travel once you’ve passed a certain month. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have been in California since Christmas. They went to a movie in Hollywood last night. And the baby By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 01:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 05:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Natalie Portman will be pregnant at the Oscars Natalie Portman confirmed this weekend that she and choreographer/dancer Benjamin Millepied are expecting and engaged. Portman is considered a lock for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And she’s been workin’ it a lot more than Annette Bening too. Perhaps a baby will be enough to overcome No Strings By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 03:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The birthplace of the Chosen One No, no, not Bethlehem. The Chosen One Shiloh was born in Namibia. And this is where the Brange was spotted yesterday (photo here) shopping for toys. What!? Supermom Jolie didn’t have everything picked out weeks ago? Chill your ass Brangelunatics, I get it. Children change their minds all the By Lainey • Dec 24, 2010 03:06 am
Break Ups Flying home for Christmas You know, Granny Freeze usually flies private. And yet she was photographed leaving Sydney today with Keith Urban swinging little Sunday Rose between them, blissed out and so in love, headed for home for the holidays. Oh right. And she’s currently promoting a movie called Rabbit Hole for which By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 02:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They chose, or Xenu chose? Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Seems like for By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 02:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Where are the other two? This is the kind of nosy ass question that comes with being a gossip. And frankly, it’s probably none of my goddamn business. Or yours. But we ask anyway... Because while Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are with Little Sci in New York elevating their Presentation skills – click here By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 03:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They always have babies with the next No doubt Michael K over at Dlisted.com will have something to say about Jennifer Aniston’s lonely girl tears today. He does it better than anyone else. So what’s the new pity? Vince Vaughn and his wife Kyla had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Locklyn. By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 05:00 am
Famewhores Johnny’s Miami family weekend Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 03:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s babies > Christmas As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 08:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 09:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marion Cotillard: the inevitable question Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 07:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 02:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic? OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 03:50 am