Baby and Bump Obsession Zac falls and when Gwen was in Vancouver LipGloss Zac Efron has been keeping a low profile in Vancouver while working on Charlie St Cloud. Has also not been attacked by LipHards hoping he’ll fall in love with them while signing an autograph or the Twi-Hard preferred method of asphyxiation. On Saturday Zac went up to Whistler By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 09:01 am
Quiveration The Angels bake The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course People.com has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. The inlaw Pitts flew in from out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:13 am
Frauds Granny goes to the movies Fresh off firing her publicist of 15 years Nicole Kidman was spotted with Keith Urban on Sunday at a local NYC movie theatre after catching a Public Enemies matinee. Granny sees movies with the regular folk! And please, please don’t start with the bump speculation. You were already speculating By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 04:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Keep slapping us in the face Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 12:39 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One heals the world Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 03:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Real people don’t look like this When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 07:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Free baby photo By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 08:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What else would he be? These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 05:48 am
Jock Smut Tom’s happy father’s day Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course By Lainey • Jun 22, 2009 03:43 am
Jock Smut Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. But as I had also mentioned, no one in Boston was buying. So By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 12:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession JLo pregnant! On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 07:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They give her Mercy After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:11 am
Famewhores PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery? Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Apparently the judges are still deliberating and a decision could come down any day. This By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny at the Goodwill! Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:12 am
Girly Throw Downs The women of ARod Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:40 am
