Baby and Bump Obsession The Afflecks make cake! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took their kids to a cake making shoppe the other day, playing the Brange campaign maybe even better than the Brange. Look at Ben all proud daddy, taking pictures and participating in the fun family activity! At one point, he leans in and gives his By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is this optional? Angelina Jolie took three out of six kids out the other day. They were Halloween shopping. Having spent several months in Europe, Brange is back in the US as Brad Pitt's Killing Them Softly is scheduled to premiere on November 30, pushed back to that date by Harvey By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 11:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Two days in a row from the California Paltrow-Martins What? Again? Back to back? We’d go years and years before without a together sighting. At this rate they’re almost like Jennifer Garner on an Argo campaign trail. Except right now, at least I don’t think, there’s nothing to sell. Here are Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 02:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The California Paltrow-Martins It’s been almost 10 years since Gwyneth Paltrow married Chris Martin. And in that time, especially after they became parents, they’ve been photographed together side by side maybe half a dozen times, maybe? And never, ever on a carpet. They are so vigilant about being photographed together side By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 10:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Bring Rocco to Work Day Madonna appeared on Ellen this week (I have never noticed the physical similarities between them, but it’s there, right?) and towards the end of the segment she brought son Rocco out to take part in the Splash Tank; each dunk earns 10K for breast cancer research, so you know By Maria • Oct 24, 2012 02:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Moms in heels and babies in New York We need a mood cleanse from that blind riddle, don’t we? It’s either puppies or babies then. Oh but please. Why do I lie? Babies and mommies > puppies, especially right now. Because we can’t seem to get enough of people having babies. It’s like the By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 02:20 pm
Douchebags You can call it The Blue Ivy What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 11:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 Pebbles My ma used to style my hair like this too. Most girls, right? Except not with a navy bow that’s perfectly positioned and probably costs $250. Of course H7 has trainers in the season’s hottest colour too. I really love how H7’s mother can hold her while By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 04:53 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Unlikely Naming Skills: Fox and Green So Megan Fox and Brian (Austin) Green’s son was born at the end of September and we’re just now hearing about it. Does it make you love them a little bit? It does, right? I have bad news – you might be about to love them more. If you’ By Duana • Oct 17, 2012 04:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 11:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Naomi & Liev’s coordinated parenting Two blonde boys, both parents in khaki trenches. Naomi’s is good, especially with the black leather trim. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:37 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi & Dem Babies vs Nicki Minaj As I wrote last week, Nicki Minaj is getting seriously outplayed by Mimi on American Idol. You can’t take down the Mother of Dem Babies, an experienced Bitch, with a Twitter rant even if you do have more followers. And especially not when you signed a contract with the By Lainey • Oct 08, 2012 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Blue Ivy Carter has a rival Tom Ford and his partner Richard Bentley are proud fathers of Alexander John Buckley Ford. Alexander was born on September 23. Tom is 51, Richard 64. Finally, a proper rival for the Blue Ivy Carter. And maybe a possible future hookup. Who else but the Baby Ford could know the By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 04:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:53 am
Maple Leaf Blanket Watch You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 11:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Olive The Other Parents (Lainey: for those of you new to the site, Duana is a name snob - click here for a refresher - and thus is our go-to writer on the subject of celebrity - or anyone, really - baby-naming.) The time-lapse between the first email titled “Drew Barrymore Baby” and my By Duana • Oct 02, 2012 10:36 am
