Baby and Bump Obsession Kingston’s Blue Hair In the consuming Twilight drama (we’ve all been refreshing our browsers every 30 seconds for updates, right?) I almost missed this story on Kingston’s blue hair. Mommy commenter people are not happy with Kingston’s blue hair. From one mother to another, let me say to those people: By Maria • Jul 26, 2012 04:10 pm
Famewhores The other working mom in the city Whatever, Katie Holmes. Go on with your single freedom, taking cabs all over the place like you’re in gen pop now, and not combing your hair because life in New York as Courage Mom, superhero, is simply too busy. It can’t be more busy than Jessica Alba’s. By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 01:08 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Barefoot Princess Prince William and his Catherine, along with Prince Harry, visited with young athletes at Bacon’s College in London today to launch a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse. They participated in a variety of activities. And Kate even went barefoot. She has nice feet. I know this because I By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 10:47 am
Girly Throw Downs Posh cockblocks the Spices The Spice Girls have apparently been invited to perform at the Closing Ceremony at the Olympics. Four Spices want to do it and one Spice is cockblocking their efforts. Guess who? According to UK gossips, Victoria Beckham will only do it if they make a pact never, ever to re-band By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 12:15 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Suri hand-off Exactly 3 weeks ago, at the posting time of this article, Katie Holmes announced that she’d filed for divorce from Tom Cruise. Yesterday was the first in all that time that there was no article on either of them on this blog, not because I’m not interested, not By Lainey • Jul 20, 2012 12:46 pm
Girly Throw Downs Did he tell Madonna the night before? Guy Ritchie showed up at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in London with his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley. She is expecting again. Jacqui gave birth to their son Rafael last year. I liked this affectionate quote she gave about their family: “This is the first time I’ By Lainey • Jul 19, 2012 02:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Today in BumpWatch Sucks: Kate Middleton Catherine of William attended an Olympic exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery in London today. She wore a Stella McCartney dress, an Olympic rings-themed necklace, and boring pumps. Kate walked around and talked to people and often kept her hands clasped in front of her. Obviously that means she’s By Lainey • Jul 19, 2012 11:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:47 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh, you too Johnny? This is Johnny Depp at Nice airport today with his children Lily-Rose and Jack. Apparently they’re on holiday in the South of France. Given that he’s packing some beer along with them, perhaps they’re heading out on the boat? The boat is called Vajoliroja - Vanessa, Johnny, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie takes control of Suri While PEOPLE’s cover this week features Tom Cruise and his sad eyes - click here or see below for that article from earlier today - US Weekly’s focus is on our new superhero, Courage Mom, Katie Holmes. Very smart. The cover hints at Katie’s parenting decisions, appealing By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 02:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs Baby Blue and a braided bun It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever? By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 02:01 pm
Sports Pose hard in a trench But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 12:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Sad Skinny Tom Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 11:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Suri sees her dad First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, Tom is not to teach Suri the ways By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 01:39 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes from Bountiful Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwen Stefani: flat abs, new song There were a few of you who emailed me earlier this year after I posted these photos of Gwen Stefani predicting that she was pregnant. I wanted to kill myself. Because if that looks pregnant, I’ve basically been double pregnant my entire life. Only not. Girls, what are we By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 04:50 pm