Girly Throw Downs Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And By Lainey • Oct 25, 2011 05:16 pm
Famewhores Mega Preg There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here: Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 10:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tonight’s the night It’s Mimi on tv! With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 03:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Viola Davis’s standing ovation Many of you have emailed today about the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night questioning certain recipients. None of you however questioned Viola Davis. Davis was honoured (and received a standing ovation) for her outstanding contribution to film and it was also revealed that she and her husband have By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 07:33 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce wears maternity pants I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 04:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s sizing Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 04:23 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 03:58 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Supernatural baby Exclusive Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve Cortese were photographed at the airport in Vancouver on Saturday morning heading to Toronto for a Supernatural convention this weekend. As you know, I don’t follow the show so this is the first time I’ve really had a look at Mrs P By Lainey • Oct 10, 2011 11:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kingston has some attitude Bratty children are my favourite. Obviously because I don’t have to raise them. My friend Lo has two boys and the younger one is the trouble. Very cute trouble. Likes to sleep on his back with both hands behind his head and one leg propped up, the other crossed By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 01:52 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth’s New York Birthday Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did not spend By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:47 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s having a baby? I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. How are those cravings when By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:27 pm
Girly Throw Downs Salma, stepmother I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Rider’s busy week I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harper Seven goes to New York That sounds like the title of an after school special. Or an Olsen Twin movie. Back when they still made straight to video movies. Harper Seven Beckham is in NYC for the first time with her mother Victoria as Posh will be presenting her new collection during Fashion Week. The By Lainey • Sep 08, 2011 07:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Back to School Posh My friend Lorella took her boys back to school shopping the other day. She messaged me about not being able to find Laurentian colour pencils which are, we both agreed, FAR superior to Crayola. I tried to stay away from retailers this weekend knowing it would be back to school By Lainey • Sep 06, 2011 09:31 am
Famewhores Jen & Justin see the doctor There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the By Lainey • Sep 01, 2011 04:38 am
