Music Bow down to Beyonce Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size: I know when you were little girls You By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 12:20 pm
BFFs Besties with Beysus? You think Mrs Timberlake wallpapered one side of her apartment with this photo? And the PEOPLE Magazine cover of her husband jumping on her head on the other? As you know, Justin Timberlake collaborated with Jay-Z on his upcoming album The 20/20 Experience. The two will also be touring By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 10:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Tree Of Life You see what I meant when I wrote last week -- click here for a refresher -- about the amateur obviousness of Beyonce’s film direction? The Tree Of Life. When the Blue Ivy Carter was born. How were you not pounding your couch? And pausing on her dewy “natural” By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 12:01 pm
BFFs Beyonce Weekend This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 01:56 pm
BFFs Mrs Timberlake’s favourite song As you know, Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience, his first new album in years, drops in March. Another song, Mirrors, has been released online. This is the one you can sing at/to your friends in the car in the summer. This is the one Mrs Timberlake sings By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 11:08 am
Amazingness Beyonce’s Life & Dreams Beyonce Beyonce, everywhere Beyonce. 2013 has been all about Beyonce. Tonight is President Obama’s State of the Union address. Will it be inspired by Beyonce? Here’s Beyonce on the cover of the March issue of Vogue which, gloat alert!, I reported back in December 21. The pictures are By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 10:30 am
Grammy Awards 2013 Mrs Timberlake’s best night ever! Better than the time her husband jumped on her head on their wedding day on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine? Maybe. Because that was in Italy. And there was no live television audience. At the Grammys though, she was front row. Seated beside Beysus. And Jay-Z poured champagne for her. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 09:41 am
Girly Throw Downs How will Beyonce take over the Grammys? Will she? B’s been criticised this week for stealing all the lights at the Super Bowl and not being Madonna enough or being too into herself or showing off too much skin or cockblocking the girls of Destiny’s Child and, of course, not wanting to look ugly so. By Lainey • Feb 08, 2013 11:49 am
Media Manipulation Bey for a Bargain After the off-brand BuzzFeed debacle -- Beyonce can’t be ugly! (seriously has anyone heard from the publicist Yvette? I’m worried for her) -- Beyoncé yesterday announced that her Mrs Carter World Tour tickets will be very accessibly priced, with tickets as low as $45 (and as high as By Maria • Feb 07, 2013 11:45 am
Amazingness Beyonce can’t be ugly My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop. And BuzzFeed offered this post at the altar By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 10:29 am
Amazingness It was a lot of strutting I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There are By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:56 am
Top Reads Is there a game on Sunday? Beyonce did everything but levitate yesterday at her press conference. But then again, you know she’s saving it for the main show. That was just her opening act. Beyonce opens for herself. With the national anthem, live-live this time, and not just half-live, and now considered this year’s By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 09:35 am
Amazingness How many wind machines? Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 01:32 pm
Beyoncé Intro for January 23, 2013 Dear Gossips, I went to bed in the afternoon yesterday with a headache and turned on The Situation Room on CNN. Wolf Blitzer always makes me happy. It’s something about the way he shouts and also HIS NAME IS WOLF BLITZER. At least twice a week I need a By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 11:25 am
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Top Reads Inauguration dates I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 12:53 pm
