Beyoncé Big Notorious Carpet Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:48 am
Gorgessity First married NYE It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by the By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 05:06 am
Beyoncé No Cadillac in Canada? Cadillac Records opens in the US on Friday. Cadillac Records is not opening anywhere in Canada. Why? Because there is no distributor. Which means no one wanted to put up the money. Because no one thought it would make any money? Because… it sucks? Not necessarily. It’s actually getting By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 03:06 am
Beyoncé Avoiding The Toe I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 07:15 am
Assy Style These are not the tights Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 05:23 am
Frauds Who is Sasha Fierce? It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album: The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce. Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:29 am
BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
Music Get back to this If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 08:50 am
Beyoncé B’s Iconic Ambitions Beyonce on the cover of the new Marie Claire UK with a tiny little waist and inside the pages of the magazine again with a tiny little waist. She concedes though, unlike those other lying skinny bitches, that it’s hard work balancing those curves, insisting before arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 08:46 am
Beyoncé Anna Wintour suffers for Obama If I had more money, and if my money counted in America, I’d pay for a table of tickets just for the privilege of seeing this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour are cohosting an event on September 9th in New York during fashion week to raise money for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:47 am
Beyoncé BJ in the city Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a store By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 08:48 am
Gorgessity B Casual, B Cool Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:52 am
Assy Style Newlyweds in Cannes Has it only been 6 weeks? INF caught Beyonce and Jay-Z last night in Cannes in a rare moment of affection before they spotted photographers and disentangled themselves. Love them but don’t understand why he lets her out of the house like that. With that thing on her head. By Lainey • May 26, 2008 03:01 am
Beyoncé The Subdued New Mrs It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:50 am
Beyoncé Newlyweds Play Coy Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up courtside at a basketball game the other day and continued to play coy about their wedding. Jay was ring-less and B kept her hand hidden…not that there’s any question about what happened on 4/4/8. Still… am all over the fact that By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:51 am
Beyoncé Gwyneth at the Wedding Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:22 am
