Blind Riddles About that breakup I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 01:55 am
Blind Riddles Doctor’s orders He like his sex unconventional. Some would call it experimental, certainly vigorous, and definitely physical. Maybe too physical. Mixing pain into his pleasure, and cutting very, very close to a dangerous line is taking its toll on his body. He shows up with strange bruises, the next week it’s By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 03:05 am
Blind Riddles How he lost it What’s “it”? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 03:22 am
Blind Riddles She’s a piece of work Written by Sarah There’s one in every family. The in-law no one likes. They manage to find a way to bring down every family holiday and gathering, provoking fights, hurt feelings, and general awkwardness. You stare at the brother/sister/cousin/aunt, or maybe even parent, who introduced this By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 02:47 am
Blind Riddles Hair issues Two riddles about hair. Two different subjects. 1. When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 03:16 am
Blind Riddles Any excuse to dress up There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 02:50 am
Blind Riddles Another Winner She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 04:17 am
Blind Riddles Bad with people Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 03:51 am
Blind Riddles CheapAssNess Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 07:34 am
Blind Riddles LipGloss on the water & a half blind As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:27 am
Blind Riddles Watching how he copes It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:53 am
Blind Riddles Hands free A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:18 am
Blind Riddles The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 06:55 am
Blind Riddles Casting Couch It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 02:32 am
Blind Riddles No one will tell him he sucks There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now. He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 01:51 am
Blind Riddles Holiday Riddles There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much. Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 07:13 am
