Quiveration I don’t need to justify this post It’s Alan Rickman. He was in Brooklyn last night at the John Gabriel Borkman afterparty at BAM. He plays the title character. Of course the reviews are wonderful. What else would they be? Sigh. I think I need to break out my Sense & Sensibility. It’s been a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 05:24 am
Amazingness Bruce and The Wasp I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Did you see By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 09:45 am
Amazingness Don’t stand so close to Bruce Willis Covering celebrities is a lot of hurry up and wait. Press events always require media to arrive early and then stand around for hours as the stars inevitably run behind. Boring as f-ck yes, but this is always when you exchange war stories, compare notes – who’s a great interview, By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 06:27 am
Demi Moore Rumey’s Family, Rumey’s Man Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that. Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:19 am
Jennifer Aniston Willis > Stamos? Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos. This is probably why Emma’s moved on By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 02:34 am
Rumer Willis Boobs Balance Bad Angles Not my Rumey’s best face forward. Definitely not. But check how my girl is balancing her bad angles out with some titty shots. She’s learning…am so proud. Exploiting one asset that doesn’t suck to offset other assets that do suck is a critical Hollywood move. Hollywood By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
Mischa Barton It’s Working! She WILL be a star. I mean Rumer Willis of course. Rumer who wants so badly to be one. Rumer born to Bruce and Demi, who hangs with Lindsay and pines for the flossy flossy life and everything that comes along with it. Rumer who is now a regular at By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
