Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday April 15, 2015 Last night, I emailed Sarah about the upcoming Goop Chicago pop-up shop, saying “May the Goop be with you” because, although I’ve never seen Star Wars (Sarah is having an aneurism right now), I know that that is geek speak for inner strength, which Gwyneth would really encourage. And By Maria • Apr 15, 2015 04:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 14, 2015 Lainey has hogged all of the Avengers, but here’s the (alleged) Sexiest Man Alive on Ellen. The incredibly handsome Chris Hemsworth is here tomorrow, and he’s incredibly handsome. A photo posted by Ellen (@theellenshow) onApr 13, 2015 at 5:48pm PDT As Lainey mentioned, Justin Bieber was choked By Maria • Apr 14, 2015 03:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday April 13, 2015 As Lainey mentioned in the open today, Coachella, or as the cool kids call it, “Chella,” is on hiatus until next week. Last week I said Kate Bosworth was the patron saint of the desert, so what does that make Aaron Paul and his wife, Lauren? The first couple of By Maria • Apr 13, 2015 04:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday April 10, 2015 It’s the first weekend of Coachella, so I’m not going to try to fight it. Instagram waits all year for this. The patron saint of Coachella, Kate Bosworth, is starting off slow with some palm trees. She’s saving the outfit shots for the paps. Justifies the freebies. By Maria • Apr 10, 2015 03:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 9, 2015 Sandra Bernhard and Lorraine Bracco be still my f-cking heart!!! Lets hear it for the girls, Lorraine Bracco & @sandragbernhard 💁! Cheers to these amazing two. #WWHL A video posted by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) onApr 8, 2015 at 8:19pm PDT Gisele hugging a giant ass tree. Forests are By Maria • Apr 09, 2015 04:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Wednesday, April 8, 2015 Oprah Winfrey eating a Baltimore crab cake on a private plane, in case you ever wondered if it’s good to be Oprah. Had my favorite Baltimore's Best crab cake delivered. You can too. Worth it! @Pappascrabcakes A photo posted by Oprah (@oprah) onApr 7, 2015 at 12: By Maria • Apr 08, 2015 04:47 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 7, 2015 Sarah Jessica Parker being teased by the Editor-in-chief of Glamour magazine and an off-camera Kerry Washington for using a BlackBerry. I got rid of my BlackBerry just last week out of sheer laziness and the need to have more apps. But I will say it now and forever: using email By Maria • Apr 07, 2015 03:40 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday April 6, 2015 Easter is still happening (on Instagram, at least), and Amy Sedaris decorated eggs with Sarah Jessica Parker and James Wilkie. (I cross-referenced these egg photos like a nerd.) @w1lkie A photo posted by Amy Sedaris (@imamysedaris) onApr 4, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Easter twee-ness was on steroids this year. By Maria • Apr 06, 2015 05:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 2, 2015 Justin Timberlake and his smug mug at Taco Bell. #TBT to that time the whole squad took over Taco Bell after the People's Choice Awards... #YoQuiero A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) onApr 2, 2015 at 10:46am PDT Hilary Duff posting a shot of her “smile” By Maria • Apr 02, 2015 06:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday April 1, 2015 Michelle Williams in Valentino for Elle UK and it is stunning. I love love love the almost-white blonde shade of her hair. And how she can wear something so delicate and look like a grown-up. She’s youthful and feminine and serious and mysterious – this is muse territory. Do you By Maria • Apr 01, 2015 03:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 31, 2015 Tidal is still prominent on Instagram – Madonna and Nicki have been particularly vocal. I looked through the photos and noticed something: Nicki with Rihanna, Beyonce with Nicki, Madonna with Rihanna and Nicki, Alicia with Beyonce… but no Beyonce and Rihanna on social media (but there is an official photo from By Maria • Mar 31, 2015 04:08 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Monday, March 30, 2015 Tidal – the Jay Z-backed music streaming service, launches today at 5 p.m. EST with a Carter press conference in New York. The social media takeover is in full swing, with a bright blue avatar popping up all over Instagram and Twitter. And there’s even a musical Justice League By Maria • Mar 30, 2015 04:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Friday, March 27, 2015 It seems like all the famous people decided to go on vacation this week – here’s Brit in Hawaii with one of her sons (I can’t tell them apart). Did you see her PEOPLE Magazine cover? I really like Charlie for her. AL-O-HA! 🌴 A photo posted by Britney Spears By Maria • Mar 27, 2015 04:13 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Thursday, March 26, 2015 Reese and her husband look half-cut in this picture. I’m not saying that as a bad thing; American citizen Reese seems like a fun drunk (except for the whole interfering with the police thing). Four years ago, I married this amazing man from Pittsburgh, PA. He makes me laugh By Maria • Mar 26, 2015 04:38 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 Serena Williams doing Beyonce’s 7/11 video for Vogue – I think I like this more than the original version. (Lainey: Maria, I worry about you. Watch your back tonight.) Watch @serenawilliams's version of @beyonce's "7/11" on Vogue.com—just click the link By Maria • Mar 25, 2015 05:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 24, 2015 Channing Tatum wearing a bowler hat and cuddling a puppy for Vanity Fair. Happy #NationalPuppyDay! Channing Tatum Day is next month. 📷 by @bruce_weber (who else?) A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onMar 23, 2015 at 12:34pm PDT I’m posting this photo of Diddy because you don’ By Maria • Mar 24, 2015 05:27 pm
