Cheating Loins Art Appreciation = Making Out Leonardo DiCaprio is in Miami for Art Basel. But remember, he’s not there to party. He’s there to appreciate the art. And if women want to rub themselves all over him, well, how can he help that? According to the NY Daily News, Leo was making out with By Lainey • Dec 06, 2013 12:16 pm
Jock Smut Posh & Becks cover Paris VOGUE Victoria Beckham guest edited the new issue of Paris VOGUE. I wonder if this would have happened if Carine Roitfeld was still in charge. I wonder if it was contingent upon involving her husband. Like, who do you think the idea came from? Was she the one who wanted David By Lainey • Nov 29, 2013 11:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession HBC’s Winter Wonderland Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton took their kids to the Hyde Park Winter Wonderland launch last night in London. Why is it cracking me up that she’s wearing a top hat? There were rumours of trouble between HBC and Burton a few weeks ago because he was allegedly By Lainey • Nov 22, 2013 11:35 am
Faux Gossip Will Smith cheats on Jada? With who? Supposedly with Margot Robbie. She’s the actress in The Wolf Of Wall Street who, for a while, was rumoured to be dating Leonardo DiCaprio which turned out to be bullsh-t because, well, Leo is strictly models. According to STAR Magazine – so immediately you know it’s not By Lainey • Nov 06, 2013 04:16 pm
Cheating Loins Tori Spelling & KFed Jr are broke KFed Jr left his wife for the Spelling fortune. He thought he would have it easy. And now his wife is giving interviews to PEOPLE talking about how they’re so short on cash money, they can’t even afford to buy him a vasectomy. Really? After 5 minutes of By Lainey • Oct 24, 2013 09:32 am
Cheating Loins Gossip Nostalgia: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner in Vancouver I miss you, Vancouver. It’s Thanksgiving and I miss you. STAR Magazine via Celebitchy just gave me a reason to write about it. According to STAR, Ben Affleck will be shooting Superman & Batman in Vancouver. And since he supposedly fingered a girl in Vancouver while he was engaged By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 10:51 am
Cheating Loins HBC isn’t bothered So Tim Burton was caught kissing a mystery blonde and there are pictures – click here to see. Here’s Helena Bonham Carter out in London yesterday. She doesn’t seem bothered. And her publicist tried to downplay the incident with a statement: “This is absolute nonsense, the pictures were taken By Lainey • Oct 04, 2013 01:36 pm
Cheating Loins Justin Timberlake: Fallon & Runner, Runner JT performed on Hollywood Boulevard last night. He’s also been on Fallon a lot lately for a series of videos to promote both his album and his movie, Runner, Runner. A few reviews for the film have been released – so far it’s only rating 14% on Rotten Tomatoes By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 01:31 pm
Cheating Loins Rebecca & Sam together in NYC When Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes announced their divorce, there were rumours that he'd been hooking up with Rebecca Hall. It was denied, sort of, and the two waited a year before quietly confirming that they were together. Here are some rare candids of the two them in By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 10:47 am
Hook Ups Romantic drama in another fandom I hate the word fandom. I can’t think of another one to replace it. The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones is scheduled for release in August. It’s the first film in the adaptation of the book series. Did you read them? I tried. Wasn’t feeling it. But By Lainey • Jul 16, 2013 04:26 pm
Hook Ups Cougar Town Seems Fun Walking Face or Body test case Courteney Cox, who I think would really benefit from Lainey’s cold laser lady, has a new boyfriend. Well, new-ish. US Weekly has confirmed she is dating her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt. I don’t watch Cougar Town. It’s too quippy By Maria • Jun 28, 2013 12:16 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Miley’s family drama Tish Cyrus, Miley’s mother, filed for divorce from Billy Ray Cyrus 10 days ago. Around that time, Miley tweeted at her dad, apparently because she couldn’t reach him by private communication, social networking being her last resort. Then, last week, the Cyrus family was photographed together with their By Lainey • Jun 25, 2013 12:16 pm
Cheating Loins Naomi’s Protegee F*cks Her Man Today my mission is to get you guys to officially approve the creation of a subcategory of Girl Sh-t, called Naomi Sh-t. I’ll get down to the specifics of what Naomi Sh-t includes in a minute but first the story behind my inspiration, which is the news that one By Dean • Jun 05, 2013 01:10 pm
Royals The Princess and the rugby player? Charlene of Serenity was not with Prince Albert at Queen Beatrix’s abdication and her son King Willem-Alexander’s subsequent coronation at the end of April. She had previous charity commitments back home in South Africa where she also attended an old friend’s wedding. But overseas gossips have been By Lainey • May 17, 2013 09:48 am
Hook Ups Tom, Charlotte, Noomi: Triangle? Tom Hardy and Noomi Rapace were at an event in London together last week. I posted those photos but I’m re-attaching them again here because, well, we’re looking at them differently now. They’ve been working together on a movie. They’ve already worked together on other projects. By Lainey • May 09, 2013 09:51 am
Hook Ups Spittle & Mrs Bloom Miranda Kerr’s had a busy week in New York. She arrived in town last week and worked on a photo shoot. Over the weekend she hit up several fashion parties. And she was at the MET Gala on Monday night in a black dress with a bandeau-ish top. By By Lainey • May 09, 2013 09:18 am
