Xenu Smut Hey La Luh La, it’s Tom Cruise Tom Cruise and son Connor were in Tampa, Florida last night watching the NCAA Women’s Final Four Semi featuring Maryland and Connecticut. Tom’s been in London for several months working on Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation. The movie opens July 31st. So I hope they’re done shooting. Because By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 09:51 am
Xenu Smut Intro for April 1, 2015 Dear Gossips, So about Going Clear which aired on HBO on Sunday… Haven’t written about it because I haven’t seen it. And I haven’t seen it because it didn’t air in Canada. Canadian distributors have decided instead to give the film a proper theatrical run starting By Lainey • Apr 01, 2015 09:18 am
Xenu Smut A “timely intervention” After screening at Sundance, HBO has released the first trailer for Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology. There are no faces. Just voices. And reviews from major media outlets. And images of… machinery. Machines for minds. Machines for brainwashing? And words like the ones in the title. “A timely intervention. By Lainey • Feb 20, 2015 10:25 am
Xenu Smut Xenu’s mega church This happened the other day in Clearwater, Florida. Xenu opened a big ass church. Thousands of people showed up for the dedication of the $145 million development project, including the 377,000 square-foot Flag Building, the tallest in the city…including Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. IN THE By Lainey • Nov 19, 2013 10:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Protecting Suri from Scientology Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for calling him a sh-tty father. IN TOUCH’s publisher Bauer Media is fighting back and details from the deposition from their legal proceedings have been leaked to Radar Online. They asked him about Scientology and the impact it had on Suri. Which means By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 04:45 pm
Xenu Smut Watching Katie’s back Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of Miss Meadows yesterday in Cleveland. I am totally jacking these braids for TIFF. As you can see, Katie seems relaxed and happy at work, not at all bothered by the presence of the paps who’ve followed her to Ohio. In fact, By Lainey • Aug 29, 2013 10:38 am
Xenu Smut Dance Dance Revolution Some alternate titles I came up with for this post: Tangoing with Xenu, Don’t Step on Tom Cruise’s Toes and Will Shelly Miscavige Sit In The Front Row? Leah Remini is confirmed as a contestant on season 17 (how has it had 17 seasons?!) of Dancing With the By Maria • Aug 29, 2013 10:25 am
Xenu Smut Michael Pena loves Xenu? Xenu had a birthday party the other day. It was the 44th anniversary of the Celebrity Scientology Centre and most of the notables who haven’t been excommunicated where there including the usuals – John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, and …Michael Pena? Where the f-ck have I been? I love By Lainey • Aug 26, 2013 12:52 pm
Chills Chills Chills Xenu’s fist pump It was reported yesterday that Leah Remini filed a Missing Person’s Report with the LAPD for Shelly Miscavige, the wife of David Miscavige, the head of the Church of Scientology. Shelly and Leah used to be tight but Leah hasn’t seen her for years and was punished by By Lainey • Aug 09, 2013 09:27 am
Chills Chills Chills Leah Remini is looking for this man’s wife As you know, Leah Remini broke up with the Church of Scientology. She’d been asking around a lot about David Miscavige’s wife, who hasn’t been seen in a few years, and the Church’s executives kept telling her to f-ck off. Then, when she persisted, they punished By Lainey • Aug 08, 2013 01:14 pm
Break Ups Paul Haggis defends Leah Remini As you’ve probably heard by now, Leah Remini broke up with the Church of Scientology. Apparently she’d been questioning Church practices, specifically the leadership of Tom Cruise’s BFF David Miscavige, the megalomaniacal head of Scientology, and asking too many questions about his wife, who’s allegedly been By Lainey • Jul 31, 2013 12:35 pm
Parent Pimps Will and Jaden like patterns (Last night I emailed Duana about the Will & Jaden Smith Vulture interview. I heard from her an hour later: OH MY GOD. Like I'm not even through it and I only woke up because Libby barked and I checked email on phone and could not even get By Duana • May 29, 2013 11:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise vs Nazis & Pervs Many years ago, I wrote about the hierarchy of celebrity tabloids. In short, PEOPLE and US Weekly at the top, and the bottom feeders are Star, IN TOUCH, and Life & Style. If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I rarely bother with a story that By Lainey • Feb 15, 2013 11:58 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom Cruise thinks Tom Cruise could be president Lawrence Wright, a Pulitzer Prize winning writer, is the author of a new book on Scientology called Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief (thank you for using the Oxford comma in the title). The Hollywood Reporter has an online excerpt. Before you click though, make sure you By Lainey • Jan 09, 2013 01:59 pm
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise, Katie, and Kirstie While his ex-wife Katie Holmes was presenting for the first time at NY Fashion Week - click here to see the collection if you missed it yesterday - and being celebrated by the fashion world (?!?), Tom Cruise was over in London preparing for a new movie. I feel like Europe By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 11:45 am
Chills Chills Chills Vanity Fair doesn’t care about Tom Cruise This is the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair -- a beautiful, perfectly complexioned, soft-eyed Katie Holmes looks out at us above a headline about WHAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW, followed by these magic words: Marriage, Scientology-style Brilliant, non? It’s like... the Chanel of tabloid covers. Only By Lainey • Sep 04, 2012 09:34 am
