Coincidence or conspiracy Gwyneth & Dakota’s first Thanksgiving Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson were first seen together in October 2017. Chris was not at Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk’s (#TheFaltrows) wedding in September. He was performing that day at the Global Citizen Festival. Convenient, coincidence, or conspiracy? Apparently there’s no drama. Because we’re now being By Lainey • Nov 26, 2018 01:28 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria Dario Argento’s Suspiria is a Giallo classic, famous for its lurid colors and expression of feminine repression and power. Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria—less a remake and more a reimagining—is going to be famous for its marathon length and multiple good performances from Tilda Swinton. Wisely, Guadagnino doesn’ By Sarah • Nov 06, 2018 03:31 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bad Times at the El Royale: a kitschy Lynchian dream Bad Times at the El Royale, Drew Goddard’s follow-up to The Cabin in the Woods is at once completely like that movie and nothing like that movie. Getting into the specifics of how El Royale works would spoil it, but one important thing to know is that despite the By Sarah • Oct 18, 2018 03:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Dakota Johnson is pregnant “with good ideas” On Monday, TMZ blasted out an alert about Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin having a gender reveal party which resulted in everyone screaming that OMG DRAMAAAAAA DAKOTA JOHNSON IS PREGNANT FOR CHRIS MARTIN AND IS THAT WHY HE WASN’T AT GWYNETH PALTROW’s WEDDING?!? Not long afterwards, Dakota’s By Lainey • Oct 11, 2018 03:42 pm
BFFs Gwyneth on holiday, Chris at home Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk spent the weekend on holiday with Valentino and Giancarlo Giammetti on their yacht in Capri. Here’s what brunch looks like when you’re guests of Valentino and Giancarlo – or Garavani and Giammetti, GG, as monogrammed on their plates: A post shared by @bradfalchuk on By Lainey • Jun 25, 2018 01:06 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Suspiria: I guess we’re doing this Luca Guadagnino has established himself as one of the most luxuriously visual directors working today. So it shouldn’t be surprising he would tackle the remake of Suspiria, Dario Argento’s classic giallo film about a dancer who discovers mysterious goings-on at her dance academy, and yet, I am surprised. By Sarah • Jun 05, 2018 10:59 am
Relationship Assumption Dakota & Chris in Vancouver Dakota Johnson has spent a lot of time in Vancouver because most of the Fifty Shades movies were shot there. She’s back in Vancouver on a new film called Bad Times At The El Royale (with Jeff Bridges, Jon Hamm, and Chris Hemsworth) and she was photographed this week By Lainey • Feb 21, 2018 11:23 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Embarrassed Mannequins in Fifty Shades Freed Fifty Shades Freed is the final movie in the Fifty Shades trilogy, and the tone of this movie is “palpable relief”. The whole movie has the energy of the last day of school, teetering between the monotony of just going through the motions and the anxiety of almost, finally, being By Sarah • Feb 09, 2018 09:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The 50 Shades Freed press tour Did Jamie Dornan find a personality? That was the first question I had before I watched his appearance on Ellen. The answer is "not exactly, but he's trying!" Before you yell at me about how much you love Jamie Dornan, this isn't about how By Kathleen • Feb 01, 2018 12:59 pm
Relationship Assumption Dakota & Chris at the beach Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin spent time together just before the holidays in Paris. They were seen together at Soho House on the weekend. Then, on Sunday, they were papped in Malibu, strolling down the beach with their arms around each other. Amazingly, even though there were photographers around, Chris By Lainey • Jan 16, 2018 02:39 pm
Hook Ups Dakota & Chris: pre-Christmas in Paris When Chris Martin was dating Annabelle Wallis, they went to Paris and danced in the street together. Chris Martin is now dating Dakota Johnson. They were photographed earlier this week at Chales De Gaulle airport, arriving in the same van but heading inside separately. No kissing and dancing in the By Lainey • Dec 21, 2017 12:09 pm
Relationship Assumption Dakota Johnson: Chris Martin’s VIP It was reported a few weeks ago that Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin were out on a sushi date together. Coldplay is currently on tour. Last night they played in Buenos Aires. And look who was there. Dakota was seen at a Coldplay concert in Argentina! pic.twitter.com/nHsg4u0E1a— By Lainey • Nov 15, 2017 10:45 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Fifty Shades: Lifestyle Porn Remember when Fifty Shades of Grey was described as “mommy porn”? And then, I guess, “let down porn” because despite talking a big game about being a 21st century Last Tango In Paris, the Fifty Shades movies have been, so far, mildly horny at best. (My theory is that Dakota By Sarah • Nov 07, 2017 02:13 pm
Weddings I Do in Rio If you read Instagram comments (as I often do – for research, OK?!) you know that “come to Brazil” will inevitable appear on a celebrity post. It’s both a command and an invitation that’s become a meme. John Mayer recently joked about it; Katy Perry commented “lol.” (I looked By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 09:32 am
Hook Ups Dakota Johnson & Chris Martin? So, basically, we hit publish on my post earlier about Dakota Johnson and Jon Hamm and literally one minute later PEOPLE reports that she went out on a date with Chris Martin. Yep. This totally makes sense. So much sense I can’t believe no one predicted it. According to By Lainey • Oct 12, 2017 04:25 pm
Hook Ups Dakota Johnson & Jon Hamm? Kathleen just mentioned in her post previous to this the great Twilight truther conspiracy theory – that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are together IRL with babies. Fifty Shades Of Grey was based on Twilight. And did you know that there are also Fifty Shades truthers? It’s a smaller army By Lainey • Oct 12, 2017 01:15 pm
