Smutty Surgery Granny humps for Matt Damon Did you see Jimmy Kimmel Sucks hosted by Matt Damon last night? I was Nyquiled so I only watched this morning, in bits and pieces because the entire show is geo-blocked and YouTube has the individual segments spliced up. Heads up Americans, before you send a recommendation, Hulu is geo-blocked By Lainey • Jan 25, 2013 03:41 pm
Break Ups A very nice Christmas card From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 11:20 am
Break Ups Vito dumped Demi Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. And the 26 year old son of By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 10:34 am
Dumbass Demi & Vito As posted yesterday, Demi Moore is in Miami with her new boyfriend Vito Schnabel. They were at a party together on Wednesday night where Demi couch-danced beside Lenny Kravitz. Apparently Demi and Vito were all over each other away from the cameras but yesterday, as Vito hit the beach on By Lainey • Dec 07, 2012 11:29 am
Dumbass Demi Moore: That Girl at the party You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 11:10 am
Demi Moore Demi Moore’s new boyfriend Page Six reports that Demi Moore and Vito Schnabel, son of Julian, are dating. Apparently they were rubbing their bodies together on the dance floor in India earlier this month at Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend’s birthday party. Vito is 26 years old. Demi just turned 50. And Page Six’ By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 04:21 pm
Girly Throw Downs Demi goes out on cover night PEOPLE Magazine’s new issue features a sad Demi Moore on the cover. Click here if you missed yesterday’s coverage. The same night she stepped out in New York to host the Girls Like Us benefit gala. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s not like the event wouldn’t have By Lainey • Oct 18, 2012 02:14 pm
Media Manipulation Poor Demi > Jennifer Aniston? Check out the cover of this week’s issue of PEOPLE. A depressed Demi Moore is front and centre, and Jennifer Aniston is shoved in the corner, even though the magazine claims they “talked to Jen and would likely have some MiniVan Majority friendly details about her engagement and that By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 11:54 am
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher’s Bears girls He’s a Chicago Bears fan. So his girls have to be Chicago Bears fans too, I guess? Five years ago, he actually recruited an entire family. See attached photos. Seven years ago, today, he married Demi Moore. This weekend it’s Mila Kunis in Bears gear, Mila whose hand By Lainey • Sep 24, 2012 05:11 pm
Break Ups Demi Moore: one year later It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it By Lainey • Sep 21, 2012 10:29 am
Douchebags Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!” But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 04:30 pm
Hook Ups Demi is not despondent It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 01:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews About Last Night (Again) According to The Hollywood Reporter, About Last Night is set for a remake. The first thing I thought was that’s not possible, the movie isn’t old enough (and neither am I). Released in 1986, it holds up pretty well with its, “boy meets girl in a bar, they By Maria • Jun 29, 2012 12:01 pm
Break Ups Will Demi take back Ashton? The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what By Lainey • May 28, 2012 04:22 pm
Demi Moore Mrs Kutcher for not much longer Demi Moore stepped out in public for the first time in months last night to support Amanda de Cadenet. She signalled her return the previous day on Twitter after a staying quiet for months, asking followers to suggest a new name, declaring that it was time for a change. Demi By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 10:36 am
Hollywood Drugs The Demi Dilemma Quick recap: at around 11pm on Monday night, an ambulance was called to Demi Moore's. She was subsequently hospitalised. TMZ broke the story that it was substance abuse. Her rep has issued a statement reading: "Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen By Lainey • Jan 25, 2012 09:55 am
