Douchebags Johnny Depp’s lizard cologne goes Native I have been extraordinarily patient with Johnny Depp and his interest in Native culture. He may or may not be of Native descent—he’s unsure of his exact heritage—but he has always been sincere and generally respectful in his interest. The Lone Ranger didn’t work, at all, By Sarah • May 30, 2018 11:34 am
Douchebags Johnny Depp’s on-set “fight” Lost in all the excitement about the Met Gala: Page Six’s exclusive on Johnny Depp being an asshole on the set of his new film, LAbyrinth. There’s a lot to unpack here so read the report first: An out-of-control Johnny Depp attacked a location manager on the set By Lainey • May 09, 2018 09:16 am
Douchebags It’s Gonna Be May I’m sorry. I had to. *NSYNC reunited yesterday and this gif has never been more relevant. Anyway, Justin Timberlake almost made it. He almost made it a full day without hijacking *NSYNC's moment. The boy band was given their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and By Kathleen • May 01, 2018 02:05 pm
Douchebags Leo & Camila at Coachella What are the chances that Leonardo DiCaprio would skip Coachella? When has he ever skipped any weekend of partying? So did he bring any new choreography to Coachella 2018? Could any choreography by better than his Coachella 2014 choreography? A refresher, since it’s that time of year, although this By Lainey • Apr 16, 2018 01:24 pm
Douchebags TJ Miller got arrested No, you don’t say! Whoever could have seen it coming? Who could have predicted that this guy would end up in some kind of official trouble? What warning signs did we overlook besides all of them? How could we have seen this totally foreseeable mess arriving right on cue? By Sarah • Apr 11, 2018 09:33 am
Douchebags New York Justin knows New York food This is starting to feel like a joke… except it’s not a joke. It’s Justin “New York” Theroux, really leaning into the “New York” part of himself, to the point that it’s become a middle name. So. To recap: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux ended their marriage. By Lainey • Apr 04, 2018 03:31 pm
Douchebags Sean Penn does not collaborate Sean Penn is promoting his book, Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff. It’s a stupid-ass title. I can’t tell you if it’s a stupid-ass book but I don’t think it’s winning any awards and it’s because Sean Penn is a dick…but not, necessarily, By Lainey • Mar 27, 2018 04:43 pm
Douchebags Intro for March 19, 2018 Dear Gossips, A few quick thoughts this morning: I saw Love, Simon yesterday. (Sarah’s review will be posted shortly.) As soon as I got home I texted Sarah: “I LOVED Love, Simon”. She texted back, in all-caps: “ME TOO”. And Sarah isn’t one to gush. But this movie By Lainey • Mar 19, 2018 08:46 am
Douchebags Photo Assumption with Scott Eastwood and John Boyega Scott Eastwood and John Boyega are starring in Pacific Rim Uprising together and I thought the press tour would go one of two ways. One, Scott Eastwood’s perma-doucheness would infiltrate John Boyega’s general perfect ray-of-sunshine-ness or two, by some miracle, John Boyega would make Scott Eastwood somewhat likeable By Kathleen • Mar 16, 2018 12:07 pm
Douchebags Quentin Tarantino apology tour At the beginning of the week, we heard from Uma Thurman about her history of abuse by Harvey Weinstein and, let’s say, reckless endangerment from Quentin Tarantino. It was a perfect combination of a serial predator and tyrannical director combining forces to make sure no part of a woman’ By Sarah • Feb 09, 2018 11:26 am
Douchebags Justin Timberlake: the Prince of Average Remember when Justin Timberlake claimed a few weeks ago that he and Janet Jackson worked things out and that he just never talked about it out of respect for her? Bullsh-t. Yesterday was #JanetJacksonAppreciationDay on social media. And of course it was timed specifically to remind Justin Timberlake that many By Lainey • Feb 05, 2018 11:21 am
Douchebags Man Of The Woods, Super Bowl weekend Justin Timberlake’s album, Man Of The Woods, is now out. He released a fourth video from the album, for the title track, yesterday. I watched the video this morning. He refers to his dick as “the faucet”. And… I’m out. Apparently this kind of junior lyricism is not By Lainey • Feb 02, 2018 10:47 am
Douchebags Casey Affleck won’t present at the Oscars Typically, not always, but typically, it’s tradition at the Oscars for the previous year’s best actress winner to present to the new best actor and for the previous year’s best actor to present to the new best actress. This is why Brie Larson stood on stage and By Lainey • Jan 26, 2018 12:02 pm
Douchebags Enough, Timberlake Earlier today, I wrote that Justin Timberlake must be actively trying to piss off anyone paying attention. It has to be intentional, right? He can't be THIS much of an oblivious, self-serving, egotistical vulture, right? Except that he is. There is no other explanation for his new music By Kathleen • Jan 18, 2018 04:37 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake eats bugs now I don’t know if you’ve heard but Justin Timberlake has a new aesthetic. He’s been super subtle about it so you probably had no idea that JT is now a very outdoorsy manly man of the woods who wears flannel. For all of the people who missed By Kathleen • Jan 18, 2018 11:27 am
Douchebags Justin Timberlake “made peace” with Janet Jackson...? This is the headline you will read all day and probably tomorrow. That, after leaving Janet Jackson for dead after the Super Bowl in 2004, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson actually “made peace”. Those aren’t the words that come of out his mouth though. Those are the words that By Lainey • Jan 17, 2018 03:22 pm
