Douchebags Intro for November 2, 2017 Dear Gossips, I love Metric’s song Breathing Underwater. The lyrics include a commonly-heard expression: They were right When they said We should never meet our heroes Dustin Hoffman was a favourite, right? That is until “soft-boiled clitoris”. In a guest column for The Hollywood Reporter published yesterday, Anna Graham By Lainey • Nov 02, 2017 08:29 am
Douchebags Brett Ratner too Who’s Next? There’s been a new “who” almost every week, sometimes every day, coming out of Hollywood. Who’s the Next Harasser/Abuser? By the time Who’s Next is over, who’ll be left standing in Hollywood? Earlier this week it was Kevin Spacey joining Harvey Weinstein, By Lainey • Nov 01, 2017 11:28 am
Douchebags Kevin Spacey’s bullsh-t apology Over the last three weeks, almost every day, more women have come forward to share their stories about how Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed and or abused them. Annabella Sciorra and Daryl Hannah are the latest to speak with Ronan Farrow for The New Yorker. If it’s not Harvey Weinstein, By Lainey • Oct 30, 2017 10:45 am
Douchebags Miles Teller cares He wants to make that very clear. He cares what people think of him… just not “the public.” Or “people outside of the business.” In a new interview with Vulture, it’s very clear that Miles Teller is still wounded by that infamous Esquire profile that pegged him as “kind By Kathleen • Oct 25, 2017 02:22 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake’s 5th wedding anniversary Justin Timberlake celebrated his 5th wedding anniversary on social media yesterday. I’m still trying to decide whether or not we need to mention that Jessica Biel is also part of this anniversary because he barely mentions her himself. And she’s, allegedly, part of the marriage. This is what By Lainey • Oct 20, 2017 01:59 pm
Douchebags The Weinstein web keeps growing Why is there a Weinstein scandal update every five minutes? Because the Weinsteins, mainly Harvey and now Bob, have over the last 30 years, been involved in every corner of the celebrity ecosystem and many adjacent ecosystems. All those Venn diagrams are intersected and infected. Variety reported yesterday that Amanda By Lainey • Oct 18, 2017 11:13 am
Douchebags It’s not just his wife Oh look. It’s Justin Timberlake on a red carpet. Oh look. It’s Justin Timberlake on a red carpet with Kate Winslet, at the premiere of Wonder Wheel, jumping in front of Kate Winslet like a jackass because….he needs to make sure you see him. CAN YOU SEE By Lainey • Oct 16, 2017 11:18 am
Douchebags Harvey Weinstein, The New Yorker, Gwyneth, and Angelina It’s relentless now, the volume of reporting that’s accumulating about Harvey Weinstein’s three-decade-long predation. As mentioned earlier, Ronan Farrow’s piece for The New Yorker was published today – and the details are horrific. There were lives that were ruined. Asia Argento has never been the same. And By Lainey • Oct 10, 2017 04:20 pm
Douchebags Ryan Phillippe claims he’s innocent Ryan Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, is suing him for allegedly attacking her. Now Ryan is planning to countersue her for defamation. According to TMZ, the voice of celebrity men’s rights movement, Ryan is claiming he’s innocent and that Elsie is bitter about their breakup and has fabricated By Lainey • Sep 20, 2017 12:43 pm
Douchebags Amber Tamblyn’s ‘Scorched Earth’ for James Woods On Tuesday, after James Woods dismissed Amber Tamblyn’s claim that he tried to pick her up as ‘a lie’, this is how she responded on Twitter: Calling me liar, James? This is now far from over. That I can promise.— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) September 12, 2017 24 hours later, By Duana • Sep 14, 2017 02:06 pm
Girly Throw Downs Stop, Maria I was so relieved last week when Maria Sharapova was knocked out of the US Open. It was legitimate anxiety every time she advanced. For me, and perhaps for many of you, it’s more than just sports stanning. Celebrity is more than just who’s f-cking who and who’ By Lainey • Sep 08, 2017 11:17 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN, James Cameron James Cameron famously invented the Strong Female Character when he made Terminator, and there has never been another Strong Female Character since Sarah Connor. As the leading expert on Strong Female Characters and the only person in the world whose opinion matters on the topic of women in action cinema, By Sarah • Aug 25, 2017 12:09 pm
Douchebags Intro for August 16, 2017 Dear Gossips, PEOPLE.com posted an article last night about Chris Brown and what he says about the night he beat the sh-t out of Rihanna. I read it just as I was about to go to sleep. And then I couldn’t sleep so, like a good friend, I By Lainey • Aug 16, 2017 09:38 am
Douchebags Intro for July 25, 2017 Dear Gossips, People are talking about TJ Miller today. Because the whole point of TJ Miller’s f-cksh-t is to get people talking about his f-cksh-t while he promotes The Emoji Movie which I wasn’t planning on seeing, f-cksh-t or not. A few weeks ago, TJ Miller was interviewed By Lainey • Jul 25, 2017 09:07 am
Douchebags The JLO Effect on ARod Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez went to Paris for the weekend. And it’s been described everywhere as a “romantic” getaway. In addition to her security team, though, her manager, Benny Medina, was also with them. I mean, it’s not weird when you’re a celebrity to be joined By Lainey • Jun 21, 2017 04:23 pm
Douchebags JRod covers The National Enquirer Yesterday I posted about Alex Rodriguez’s claims – via TMZ – that he’s being extorted by an ex-lover. As I mentioned in that article, he was trying to get ahead of a story. What story? Well, the cover story in the new issue of The National Enquirer. It’s the By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 10:23 am
