Douchebags Billy Bob Thornton’s tiny pants The last time I mentioned Taffy Brodesser-Akner it was in September, when she wrote about Christian Slater for GQ. Taffy is so good at her job she, along with Caity Weaver, is making GQ a much better magazine. This month Taffy profiled Billy Bob Thornton for GQ. And, once again, By Lainey • Nov 11, 2016 10:23 am
Douchebags The least interesting person on the couch Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick were in London last week promoting Trolls. HOW MUCH LONGER DO THEY HAVE TO KEEP PROMOTING THIS MOVIE?!? Anyway, part of the press tour included an appearance on The Graham Norton Show. The other guests were Daniel Radcliffe and Robbie Williams. Dan told a great By Lainey • Oct 06, 2016 10:26 am
Douchebags Nate Parker on 60 Minutes When Nate Parker talked to Ebony about his rape case in August, I called the conversation “Nate Parker’s Official Celebrity Apology.” Then, he said “sorry” five times. He apologized to survivors of sexual assault for being “insensitive” and “nonchalant” in his previous statements about the case. When asked about By Kathleen • Oct 03, 2016 10:34 am
Douchebags Marky Mark doesn’t need a pardon Mark Wahlberg was at TIFF earlier this week to promote Deepwater Horizon. There is one reason I might – might – see Deepwater Horizon and it’s not Mark Wahlberg. It’s Gina Rodriguez. Most people who go see Deepwater Horizon, however, are going for Marky Mark. Because … I can’t finish By Lainey • Sep 16, 2016 03:15 pm
Douchebags Leo at TIFF Leonardo DiCaprio was the big draw here at TIFF on Friday afternoon to screen his documentary Before The Flood. You can imagine the media presence at the theatre. It’s Leo. And, as TIFF’s documentary programmer Thom Powers told the audience, “The man at the centre of this film By Lainey • Sep 12, 2016 10:12 am
Douchebags Just don’t call him “Bro” Even though it’s still officially summer, everyone has fall on the brain. Starbucks is trying to make PSL happen (that’s an abbreviation for Pumpkin Spice Latte) and stores are stacked with Halloween decorations and candy. People who are really into it will start strategizing about their costume. Which By Maria • Sep 09, 2016 01:16 pm
Douchebags Marky Mark & BAYHEM “Remember when Mark Wahlberg was a violent racist bully” is the title of a Defamer article that I feel like we should check in with now and again. You’ll recall, Marky Mark asked for a pardon for his teenage f-cksh-t. Because it’s not enough that he’s gone By Lainey • Sep 06, 2016 03:20 pm
Douchebags Johnny takes Amber’s moment TMZ reported yesterday that Johnny Depp, who settled his divorce with Amber Heard for $7 million, sent the payments directly to the charities she pledged, the ACLU and Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. And, perhaps to reward TMZ for their favourable coverage these last few months, Johnny’s rep By Lainey • Aug 25, 2016 12:59 pm
Douchebags Scott Eastwood’s gross world Scott Eastwood is featured in Australia GQ’s September issue—in a somewhat telling play, he’s on the alternate subscriber cover while Jake Gyllenhaal covers the newsstand copy. So Scott Eastwood gets covers, but he still has to take a backseat to an actual movie star. Which is how By Sarah • Aug 24, 2016 04:14 pm
Douchebags JT read it As mentioned earlier, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are taking over as hosts for the Hillary Clinton fundraiser from Leonardo DiCaprio. It's a good swap. From one f-ckboy to another. And I use the term "f-ckboy" specifically because: 1. hilariously even the Urban Dictionary definition of By Lainey • Aug 22, 2016 01:54 pm
Douchebags Blake Shelton’s Tweet and Delete Is there anyone worse than the person who fancies themselves a modern-day Archie Bunker? “I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.” Ya you are actually VERY racist. Archie Bunker was a commentary on deep-rooted systemic racism and a (purposely) small-minded buffoon scared of his own shadow. But what does By Maria • Aug 17, 2016 12:03 pm
Break Ups Amber Heard & Johnny Depp: the settlement and the statement Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have legally resolved their sh-t and officially dissolved their marriage after a tumultuous few days of leaks and videos. A hearing was originally scheduled for tomorrow and Johnny would have been required to show up. Given what’s emerged since the weekend, he obviously wanted By Lainey • Aug 16, 2016 01:22 pm
Douchebags Boy Sh-t on Instagram The Rock called out Vin Diesel on Instagram earlier this week. Then they had a man summit on the set of Fast 8. Apparently nothing was resolved. And now both of them are trying to get their versions of the story out there so that we can all take sides. By Lainey • Aug 11, 2016 12:43 pm
Douchebags *NSYNC 2016 Next year marks the 15th anniversary of the end of *NSYNC. Last night marked the 40th birthday of JC Chasez. And all members of *NSYNC showed up…including Justin Timberlake who, as you know, because he’s a big f-cking deal on his own, cherry-picks his *NSYNC reunion opportunities for By Lainey • Aug 09, 2016 01:05 pm
Douchebags Scott Eastwood: cockblocked by the “Pussy Generation” Every day on the news there is evidence that we are living in some dark times. Clint Eastwood calls it the “Pussy Generation”. Which...is a great name. Like, based on the name alone, being part of the “Pussy Generation” doesn’t seem like it would suck. Of course that’ By Lainey • Aug 04, 2016 11:11 am
Douchebags Scott Eastwood checks his teeth Scott Eastwood was on Good Morning America today promoting Suicide Squad. In which, according to Sarah’s review, he is completely useless. He was eating before the interview. So he had to have his teeth checked. This face? The face he’s making while getting his teeth checked? It’s By Lainey • Aug 03, 2016 04:19 pm
