Douchebags Nanny Batfleck needs a bodyguard Here are some more pictures of Christine Ouzounian yesterday and her new Lexus. According to the paps, she requested a police escort to follow her to her parents’ house. Look at you, getting hookups all over the place, from exclusive hotels to private jets to slick rides to personal security. By Lainey • Aug 13, 2015 10:24 am
Famewhores Christine & Lexi get papped I wrote earlier about Christine Ouzounian, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s former nanny, posting of a photo of her “drop top Lexi” on Instagram – click here for a refresher. Check it - the paps shot her today (at least that’s how they’re dating the photos) in Santa By Lainey • Aug 12, 2015 04:28 pm
Dumbass Nanny got a new ride It used to be that we posted every day about a new friend that Taylor Swift had collected. For the past two weeks, however, the title of our new daily feature is: Ben Affleck Is A Fool With fresh examples. In today’s installment of Ben Affleck Is A Fool, By Lainey • Aug 12, 2015 12:06 pm
Dumbass Ben Affleck and the Girl On Fire Um, no. It’s not Jennifer Lawrence. Christine Ouzounian, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s former nanny, has a private Instagram account. And Entertainment Tonight was able to get a screenshot of her first post since the Ben Affleck scandal broke. Christine uses a paparazzi photo of herself and captions By Lainey • Aug 11, 2015 10:23 am
Break Ups “Inadequate” Ben Affleck Although PEOPLE’s cover story about the Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner divorce focuses primarily on how Jen’s dealing with the “ultimate betrayal”, the magazine does try to offer a rationale for Ben’s attitude about the end of his marriage. As you know, Team Affleck has repeatedly denied the By Lainey • Aug 06, 2015 12:04 pm
Douchebags You’re reading this about Miles Teller’s Esquire interview Miles Teller has a spectacularly bad cover profile in the September issue of Esquire. He’s nominally promoting Fantastic Four, but mostly he’s providing Good Gossip because the interview is a trainwreck. The writer, Anna Peele, calls him a dick or references his “dickishness” five times. Teller comes across By Sarah • Aug 06, 2015 10:36 am
Dumbass Eavesdropping on the nanny STAR Magazine has creeper shots of Christine Ouzounian at the Hotel Bel Air that were taken on Sunday. They call it an “ultra-exclusive” property. And it’s not cheap either. Just wanted to set the setting. Anyway, as you can see, most of the shots were taken on an iPhone By Lainey • Aug 04, 2015 10:09 am
Dumbass Ben Affleck’s nanny problems Today is the last day of July. It’s been a great month in gossip. Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, and Katy Perry gave us Girl Sh-t. Drake and Meek Mill are giving us Boy Sh-t. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton gave us Country Sh-t. But the smuttiest sh-t belongs to By Lainey • Jul 31, 2015 09:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicki Taylor (but not the model) And she was rolling along so smoothly. Taylor Swift. Friend of Everyone. Protector of Artists against Apple. It was world domination. And then…a MAJOR stumble. So the MTV VMA nominations came down yesterday. As expected, the Bad Blood video led the way with 9 nominations. Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda, By Lainey • Jul 22, 2015 09:35 am
Dumbass I Can’t Ariana Grande: the video apology I Can’t Ariana Grande posted a video message yesterday to apologise for being an asshole to donuts and the obese. This is her second apology. The first apology was in written form. Click here for a refresher. As a standalone sorry, this video isn’t the worst celebrity apology By Lainey • Jul 10, 2015 12:03 pm
Douchebags I Can’t Ariana Grande and the donut incident You’ve probably heard about this already so let me just give you a quick rundown. On July 4, I Can’t Ariana Grande hit up a donut shop with her new boyfriend and was caught on camera licking a few donuts and maybe even spitting on them when the By Lainey • Jul 09, 2015 04:03 pm
Douchebags Thanks, Ben Affleck PBS has decided to suspend the third season of Finding Your Roots as the result of an internal investigation… Whatever. Basically PBS has suspended the third season of Finding Your Roots because of Ben Affleck. You’ll recall, once he learned that some of his ancestors were slave owners, Ben By Lainey • Jun 25, 2015 11:03 am
Douchebags Diddy attacks with a kettlebell Helicopter parents are bad enough. But when the helicopter parent is a celebrity? That takes it to a nuclear level. Here’s the quick rundown of what happened: Diddy’s son Justin plays football at UCLA. According to TMZ, one of Justin’s coaches with giving him the gears at By Lainey • Jun 23, 2015 10:13 am
Dumbass Johnny Depp’s wife and the “15 minutes” The Magic Mike XXL junket happened this weekend. During one of her interviews, Amber Heard was asked about the Australian dog incident. Quick recap: Johnny Depp’s been shooting Pirates 5 in Australia. He and Amber arrived on a private jet. They had their dogs with them. The dogs were By Lainey • Jun 22, 2015 10:01 am
Dumbass Aaron Paul’s desperate bad joke So for the last few days, Aaron Paul has been teasing a big announcement on Twitter and Instagram. I’ve got big news, and here’s a photo of a dessert my wife sent me in celebration of my new top secret project. Yesterday, he gets on Periscope and makes By Maria • Jun 16, 2015 12:11 pm
Dumbass Henry Cavill got dumped By his investors, that is. Cavill was slated to star in the blatant Bond knock-off Stratton, in which he was to play an embattled MI5 agent who is the world's last hope against corruption or conspiracy or crab monsters or whatever. The movie was supposed to start principal By Sarah • Jun 02, 2015 10:05 am
