Dumbass Song for a Dictator If you’re a dictator then dictate on the floor… Celebrity appearances are always super interesting to me, because it is such a clear indicator of where a celebrity brand stands. Birthday parties for Middle Eastern princes, front row at fashion shows, hip hop stars at Bat Mitzvahs…if you By Maria • Jul 02, 2013 02:06 pm
Dumbass Belly Cupping: Stranger Edition What’s worse than a woman belly cupping on a red carpet? The father belly cupping her on a red carpet. And what’s worse than the father belly cupping her on a red carpet? A fan requesting to be belly cupped. Here’s Channing Tatum, kindly obliging a pregnant By Lainey • Jun 27, 2013 10:49 am
Sit DOWN Scarjo looks hot but needs to sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson presented at the Tony Awards last night. She looked great. Love the cut of this tuxedo jacket. Love the lip colour so much. It’s a scary lip colour to try. I tried it a few months ago -- even darker than this -- and was put off By Lainey • Jun 10, 2013 10:01 am
Dumbass Jonah Hill is serious, bro To promote This is the End, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill were interviewed for a cover feature on Rolling Stone. Among that group, who do you think would come across as the most pompous and least fun? If you guessed Jonah Hill, you guessed right. And By Sarah • Jun 06, 2013 09:35 am
Dumbass Mrs Timberlake needs new management As you know, Mrs Timberlake’s work schedule isn’t exactly heavy. Deadline posted yesterday that she’s fired her management. The wording of the article is hilarious as Deadline reports that CAA is supposedly “scrambling” to keep her as a client: “(Mrs Timberlake) discharged her managers late last week, By Lainey • Jun 04, 2013 10:45 am
Parent Pimps Courtney and Frances Forever The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. I’ve been obsessed with the By Maria • May 31, 2013 10:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Baby drives a fast car Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on By Lainey • May 28, 2013 03:58 pm
Assy Style How To GOOP Punk A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us By Lainey • May 16, 2013 01:56 pm
Dumbass Slum Bride? Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single By Lainey • May 16, 2013 12:55 pm
Dumbass Hack the GOOP Trip It’s expensive. It’s awkward. It’s web-based. We must be talking GOOP here, right? Right. Over on Groupon this week, for the low low LOW (ie. high high HIGH) price of $2000 you can join the official “all-inclusive” GOOP NY Getaway. This includes airfare for two people, a By Dean • May 15, 2013 12:40 pm
Dumbass Slum Love vs DDL Jennifer Lopez is in New York promoting her new album. Here she is on the publicity circuit yesterday looking great in leather pants and wedge sneakers, a trend that’s lasting a lot longer than I expected it to, and a sheer, peter pan collar black dress with off-white pumps. By Lainey • May 09, 2013 11:10 am
Twats What are the chances? Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here. It’s a giant Whatever. She claims By Lainey • May 06, 2013 11:12 am
Dumbass As IF Reese Witherspoon Or maybe it’s As IF everyone else. Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving Atlanta on Saturday with husband Jim Toth and an Atlanta PD baseball cap. Because she’s totally best friends with them now, after DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM-ing them two weeks ago. And that’s not By Lainey • May 06, 2013 09:29 am
Dumbass She’s pretty articulate when she’s drunk TMZ has released more dash-cam audio/video of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta. This one might be my favourite. At this point, Reese and Jim Toth are in the back seat of the cop car. She’s still trying to pull rank on the officer about who she is By Lainey • May 03, 2013 02:09 pm
Douchebags Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community By Lainey • May 03, 2013 10:07 am
Dumbass Reese acts sorry It was a solid performance by Reese Witherspoon on Good Morning America today. Her voice was exactly the right level -- low, quiet, measured. She played humble and contrite. She said the right things -- being accountable, her actions were not acceptable, and doing whatever it takes to make it By Lainey • May 02, 2013 11:06 am
