Dumbass VMAs: Twilight “Family” Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often? By Duana • Sep 07, 2012 10:23 am
Douchebags Piggy Backing Famewhore Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. And you know this By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:20 pm
Dumbass Taylor Swift’s Lyrics & Words Taylor Swift was interviewed by Rolling Stone in advance of the release of her new album Red. The quotes that are making headlines from the article relate to her relationship with Conor Kennedy and what she said about buying a property on the Kennedy Compound - click here to read By Lainey • Aug 30, 2012 04:03 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan can’t even get kicked out properly Hotel bills add up quickly, right? A few snacks from the mini bar, valet parking, WiFi (for the annoying hotels that still charge for it), a $15 movie, and you’ve tacked an extra 50% onto your bill, easy. So of course for celebrities, it’s magnified. And because of By Maria • Aug 29, 2012 01:13 pm
Royals Hot Harry will not hide! TMZ, the outlet that first secured the photos of Prince Harry cupping his balls in Vegas exactly a week ago today, is reporting that he will not keep a low profile during the Paralympics and refuses to hide after the scandal. St James’s Palace also announced today that Harry By Lainey • Aug 28, 2012 04:49 pm
Dumbass James Franco on the art form There’s a new piece by James Franco on HuffPo. This is the opening paragraph: “I was in New York for a week and saw a few things and read a few things that got me thinking about the ways different art forms use fantasy and reality. As summer closes, By Lainey • Aug 28, 2012 02:32 pm
Dumbass Taylor & Conor: private planes and high school schedules Page Six reports that Taylor Swift missed Conor Kennedy so much when she went back to Nashville to work that she sent a private plane to pick him up and bring him to see her...which I don’t understand why he didn’t just go with her to begin By Lainey • Aug 28, 2012 12:54 pm
Famewhores Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 04:18 pm
Dumbass From Shame F-ck to the Parents Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 01:27 pm
Royals Harry’s day of reckoning Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 09:57 am
Dumbass Taylor Swift crashes Kennedy wedding Let’s summarise what we have so far, shall we: Taylor Swift is fascinated by the Kennedys. She’s admitted it herself. She’s now dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy Jr, who is going back to boarding school in a couple of weeks. She has By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 10:02 am
Famewhores Slum Love’s red carpet protocol I am obsessed with these pictures... So here’s JLo Bear in Vegas for the weekend also at Wet Republic where Prince Harry was partying. They rolled out a blue carpet for her to walk on at the step and repeat. You see how this works? She sends her slum By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 02:43 pm
Dumbass Taylor’s Camelot Summer These are the final days... Here’s Taylor Swift with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy in Hyannis Port this weekend where, as you know, she’s purchased a home on the Kennedy Compound. They kissed on the boardwalk. They held hands in the surf accessorised by polka dots and headbands and By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 10:33 am
Dumbass Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 02:53 pm
Maple Leaf Does Ryan want to be coloured? There’s a 15 page colouring book now available for purchase. Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling comes with the following back cover instruction: "Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!" Hilarious, right? Ish. But I By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 12:15 pm
Break Ups Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:09 pm
