Dumbass Slum Love’s first birthday It’s Jennifer Lopez’s birthday tomorrow. She’ll be 43. Here she is yesterday shopping with her backup dancing boyfriend in New York. She has a few days off; the next stop on her tour looks to be Wednesday in Boston. For Casper’s birthday I predicted she’d By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 12:42 pm
Dumbass No Wolverine for Jessica Biel As reported the other day - click here for a refresher - Jessica Biel had apparently locked up the role of Viper in Hugh Jackman’s upcoming The Wolverine directed by James Mangold. Production is to begin next month. And I was actually very supportive of this career decision. She By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 03:33 pm
Famewhores Jessica Alba, world traveller If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed By Maria • Jul 18, 2012 12:07 pm
Golddiggers Slum Love on National Television You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 02:07 pm
Dumbass They don’t know your fiancée Harvey Weinstein moved the release date for Lawless because he’s expecting Tom Hardy to be a major star after The Dark Knight Rises even though Hardy, presumably, spends the entire movie behind a mask. Fine. The thing about Tom Hardy is that he gets way more hype within the By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 10:55 am
Girly Throw Downs The As IF of the summer Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. For the past four years, “Twilight” siren By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 01:10 pm
Dumbass JLo is a “Bear” too But first... Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed, after going back and forth and back and forth and cockteasing everyone for weeks because, whatever she is, she knows how to extend a headline, that she will not be returning as a judge to American Idol. JLo called Seacrest today to put By Lainey • Jul 13, 2012 02:50 pm
Famewhores Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:26 pm
Lifestyle Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:21 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Prince William of hip-hop Ok, not really. But check him out from the side in the first photo attached. Doesn’t that look like Will Wales? It’s obviously not Will Wales. This is Chet Haze. Or, rather, Chester Haze. Or, rather, Chester Hanks. The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Now, apparently, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 10:25 am
Dumbass Jessica Biel hates her ring too Many of you have written today requesting commentary on Jessica Biel’s InStyle cover and interview, specifically this quote: “I had no say whatsoever (in my engagement ring).” Her words are being interpreted as a sign that she’s a second class citizen in her relationship with Justin Timberlake. True. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:06 pm
Douchebags Mila stroking Ashton Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. As you By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 02:49 pm
Twats Lohan and the unions Deadline posted an article last night about the situation on the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie of the week starring Lindsay Lohan after receiving word that two industry unions, one representing actors and the other for crew, made queries about working conditions on production after Lohan's dramatic car accident By Lainey • Jun 21, 2012 02:26 pm
Book Review Here’s your Christian Grey Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 02:06 pm
Dumbass Here’s your Christian Grey Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 01:52 pm
Twats The onset of regret: Lifetime & Lindsay Lohan First things first, because there have been some misleading headlines... Lindsay Lohan was NOT hospitalised. She may have been trying to call in sick though. Like clockwork, drama on the set of any Lindsay Lohan movie... Paramedics were called to her hotel this morning. According to TMZ, which has been By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 04:26 pm
