Douchebags The General List of Celebrity Don’ts This list evolved years ago as a kind of joke for actor/comedian friends, but then some of them actually started using it and it took on a life of its own. Recently I was asked to update it for the post-Twitter celebrity world and Lainey’s thoughts on Jessica By Sarah • May 10, 2012 11:21 am
Dumbass This is NOT Zoe Saldana Her name is Joan Smalls. She is a model. She accompanied Balmain designer Olivier Rousteing to the Met Gala. I’ve received several messages today about this, specifically re: Zoe Saldana, and why no one is talking about her from last night. No one is talking about Zoe Saldana because By Lainey • May 08, 2012 03:45 pm
Dumbass Just...don’t paint your face! Ashton Kutcher’s ad for Popchips has been pulled. Kutcher plays several characters in the commercial, one of whom is a character called Raj - Ashton in “brown face” with a thick accent. I’m surprised they didn’t go balls out and put him in a turban. Obviously he’ By Lainey • May 03, 2012 02:57 pm
Golddiggers JLo’s “lead choreographer” Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his By Lainey • May 03, 2012 12:40 pm
Dumbass Slumming on tour Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don& By Lainey • May 01, 2012 10:24 am
Dumbass After lunch in their Love Truck Jennifer Lopez predictably bought her boy that white pickup for his birthday. Does she pay for the insurance too? Insurance can’t be that much. From all the jobs she’s been giving him to “direct” in and star in her videos, Casper Smart must be making some money. I By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 12:15 pm
Dumbass Mimi’s Royal Subjects For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:34 pm
Break Ups Patronising Cameron Diaz A-Rod was asked about Cameron Diaz in a new interview. “I don’t like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about CD: She’s probably one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met, and just an amazing light.” Which means he totally dumped her ass, By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 01:23 pm
Dumbass Gypsy Husband will not be Pipped It’s relief and fury at the same time. As I reported exclusively last month, click here for a refresher, Justin Timberlake was being considered to play Gypsy Husband aka Colin Farrell in the film adaptation of Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head. My sources tell me he By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:52 am
Dumbass Songs and Video Games We have hockey on all the time during Round 1 of the NHL playoffs. If it’s the same at your place, you know that you get to know the commercials really well this time of year. And they have one ad on repeat that is MAKING ME CRAZY. It’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 06:01 pm
Dumbass Bridget & Daniel Cleaver rise again...soon, maybe I guess my head was really far up my ass, more so than usual, in February because I completely missed this story. I’m sorry. Another Bridget Jones movie is actually happening. Sort of. Click here for the last time I posted about the project about a year ago. The By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 03:41 pm
Dumbass Presenting Kellan Lutz and Camilla Belle, festival judges Lainey messaged me and asked if I wanted to address the inclusion of Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and…um…something’s Camilla Belle in the Tribeca Film Festival’s jury lineup. My response? “Oh yeah, sure, I was just telling someone how that’s not a real festival anyway.” Tribeca By Sarah • Apr 18, 2012 11:14 am
BFFs Brought together on a double date Was it? No idea. But Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are best friends so at some point, there had to be an invitation over to the Afflecks for barbeque, right? And since Ben is such a respected director now, Justin Timberlake would have been all over that. Justin Timberlake totally By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 04:00 pm
Hook Ups The As IF Of All Time I’m not posting the new cover of Us Weekly. Because I don’t think I’ve ever posted a photo of Kim Kardashian on my site and this must continue. Besides, this story isn’t really about her. It’s about Kanye West who, apparently, is now in love By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 04:29 pm
Famewhores I guess that explains Justin Timberlake... And why Clint Eastwood cast him in his next movie. Because, obviously, he’s OUT OF HIS F-CKING MIND. Click here for my initial thoughts on Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughters and their reality show, specifically in reference to Daniel Craig’s comments about celebrity famewhoring and the Kardashians. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 11:02 am
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
