Dumbass What is the objective? Robert Pattinson has been shooting Cosmopolis in Toronto. Fans have been trying to locate him for weeks; I’m told both production and his personal management have gone to great lengths to keep him away from them. Logistics, for example. It’s not so much securing an area for safety, By Lainey • May 30, 2011 08:36 am
Dumbass As IF Look, I have, happily, never been arrested, yet, and I don’t know all that many people with that experience and certainly never in Southern California so I have no idea which is why I’m wondering… Do they measure and weigh you when you’re getting booked? Yesterday Lindsay By Lainey • May 27, 2011 07:57 am
Dumbass Kirsten’s Melancholia, Charlotte’s bump The last time Lars Von Trier came to Cannes, a lot of movie people stormed out the theatre, expressing disgust with Antichrist. He reacted as he does. Like people don’t get him. Like an auteur misunderstood. Some would say that’s how he gets off. And yesterday he pushed By Lainey • May 19, 2011 04:49 am
Dumbass Young & Fearless Ri, what are you doing? Have you heard? Rihanna and Chris Brown followed each other on Twitter. There's speculation now that they've been private messaging each other. The Twitter world was all over it, and all over her, for the move, and she responded by tweeting By Lainey • May 16, 2011 08:34 am
Dumbass Straw Dogs trailer Alexander Skarsgard is expected in Cannes for Lars von Trier's latest Melancholia with Kirsten Dunst. His girlfriend Kate Bosworth's name has appeared on virtually every tip-sheet for every party here so far. A tip-sheet is a list of celebrities that publicists send out in advance of By Lainey • May 16, 2011 02:39 am
Dumbass Here's a movie you're rushing to see There was a deal made at Cannes. The story: Two people start dating. She's slightly older. Then they find out she used to babysit him. This is supposed to be romantic AND hilarious. Really??? Apparently they think you would want to see this movie. I guess I might By Lainey • May 12, 2011 08:59 am
Dumbass Being Bristol Written by Duana That’s my pitch for the name of the new Bristol Palin reality show. Or maybe I’m being too on-the-nose. Maybe it should be something like “All For The Good”, since she’s working for a charity. Let me backtrack, in case you haven’t heard. By Lainey • May 12, 2011 06:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession James & January? Received several panicked emails yesterday when I was out in the field about James McAvoy and … January Jones? There was no context so it was puzzling. Then I hopped on a computer at the Palais and read about Ted Casablanca's report that the father of her child was By Lainey • May 12, 2011 04:53 am
Dumbass KatE & Bella Tom Cruise told People.com that his daughter (with Nicole Kidman) Isabella is now an apprentice at Holmes & Yang. Holmes & Yang of course is Katie's label. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - it's KatE's label. Said Tom: "Kate's By Lainey • May 11, 2011 06:23 am
Maple Leaf Different directions? Here’s Nina Dobrev after hitting up the spa in Beverly Hills yesterday. Apparently a lot of sh-t is about to go down on Vampire Diaries tonight. Nina talks about the drama with MTV – click here to see. On Saturday Nina was in DC for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner By Lainey • May 05, 2011 06:29 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN: Oscar again Every few months or so she’s at it – bringing up Oscar, like it’s some kind of foregone conclusion. Lindsay LOHAN can’t stay out of court, but somehow she thinks she’s going to win an Oscar? And by the time she’s 30? This is what she By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 02:47 am
Royals B & J at the wedding? I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star to get By Lainey • Apr 25, 2011 09:10 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN gets it in the ass I was at the airport in Vancouver getting ready for my flight to London on Friday when the news crossed my blackberry that Lindsay LOHAN was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Once upon a time that would have been, like, breaking and urgent. Now it’s just a *kanye By Lainey • Apr 25, 2011 02:26 am
Dumbass The Help trailer I read the book like everyone else who reads books on lists. I thought it was … OK. It certainly didn’t change my life or anything. Found the ending rather underwhelming. And, well, I have some serious fundamental issues with it that, um, are probably best left to another discussion. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 09:05 am
Dumbass What a dumb bitch Lindsay LOHAN somehow found someone who was willing to give her an acting job. A real acting job. Marc Fiore, producer of the Gotti biopic, crazily enough, went on record as saying she was his first choice. That she deserved a fifth chance to put her sh-t back together and By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 08:00 am
Assy Style Porny confuses Tongues & Necks There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 02:48 am
